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Val
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Of course!

"Just a flesh wound."

or

"'Tis just a scratch."

Tsk, tsk.
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:20 pm
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goshuto
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* bows down head in shame *

I must commit the following text to memory:

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT: Hah! [kick] Come on, then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you! [kick]
ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes, I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [kick]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! [kick] Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg.

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:30 pm
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MageofFire
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MageofFire rises from the salsa as a Demon of the Underworld. He uses his Powers to make the Chipper/Shredder into a cheese grater. Muuaaahhahaahaha!! The battle is mine!
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:46 pm
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Scribbles
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quote:
Originally posted by Pikkon
I rather eat Pie!



mmm, pie

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:52 pm
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Val
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*sigh*

*Val kicks demon wanna-be boy between the legs, then uses her new cheese grater to scrape his face off. After that she hands him over to the Demon Overlord who spanks him for breaking curfew.*
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:55 pm
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Iron Man
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quote:
Originally posted by Scribbles
quote:
Originally posted by Pikkon
I rather eat Pie!



mmm, pie

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm


Next person to post that link gets hit. Or if Val is in a generous mood, will let me borrow the chipper/shredder.


*shakes fist*
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:26 pm
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Leustenia
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I like tosts but is betar to eat than to drink so the pie is more useful !!)
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:46 pm
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DzD
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I can't believe she used the salsa again!

But please go on, this is hilarious.
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:50 pm
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Yeah, this is amusing. =D
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:53 pm
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MageofFire
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*MageofFire regenerates his face and puts an ice pack on his other wound, then asks the Demon Overlord for permission to turn Val into a possum. The Demon Overlord grants him permission, and he turns Val into a possum, and locks her in a cage.*
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:45 pm
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Val
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*Val uses some shape-shifting abilities to burst out of the cage and change back. Val them makes some phone calls to some old buddies down in Hell. MageofFire is stripped of his powers and thrown into a pool of lava where he burns for the rest of eternity.*

The End.
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2003 12:50 am
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MageofFire
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Ah, Val, but that is not the end. You said that I was "striped" not "stripped" of the powers, so now my spells are all in striped patterns. I also cannot be hurt by lava, and fly out. I suggest peace.
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2003 12:55 am
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Val
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A minor error easily fixed with the EDIT button. Now be quiet and burn.
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:02 am
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MageofFire
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If you had read my post in its entirity, you would know that I am NOT burning.
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:47 am
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Producer: "Oh for crying out load, the audience demands that MageofFire should be thrown into the lava."

*A stick comes out of nowhere and pushes MageofFire into the lava*

Producer: "Now be quiet!"

[Commercial]

"Buy the new chipper/shredder model X1000. It can crush anything while mixing it with whatever you like! And now introducing new amounts of speeds! Call 2020-Death from hell-000 to get this magnificent machine! And if you call within 10 minutes, we will send a free goshuto with it!"

[/End of commercial]

Producer: "Throw in that new victim... Val, get on with it, the people demands more action!"


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