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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Of course!
"Just a flesh wound."
or
"'Tis just a scratch."
Tsk, tsk. 
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What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:20 pm |
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goshuto
Wanderer
Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1142
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* bows down head in shame *
I must commit the following text to memory:
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT: Hah! [kick] Come on, then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you! [kick]
ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes, I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [kick]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! [kick] Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:30 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
MageofFire rises from the salsa as a Demon of the Underworld. He uses his Powers to make the Chipper/Shredder into a cheese grater. Muuaaahhahaahaha!! The battle is mine!    
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:46 pm |
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Scribbles
Unsent
Joined: 25 Apr 2003
Posts: 1063
Location: Spokane, WA. US of A |
quote:
Originally posted by Pikkon
I rather eat Pie!
mmm, pie
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:52 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*sigh*
*Val kicks demon wanna-be boy between the legs, then uses her new cheese grater to scrape his face off. After that she hands him over to the Demon Overlord who spanks him for breaking curfew.*
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:55 pm |
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Iron Man
Dazed and Confused
Joined: 07 Dec 2002
Posts: 773
Location: Location Location |
quote:
Originally posted by Scribbles
quote:
Originally posted by Pikkon
I rather eat Pie!
mmm, pie
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
Next person to post that link gets hit. Or if Val is in a generous mood, will let me borrow the chipper/shredder. 
*shakes fist*
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:26 pm |
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Leustenia
Village Dweller
Joined: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 9
Location: Romaina |
I like tosts but is betar to eat than to drink so the pie is more useful !! )
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:46 pm |
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DzD
Unknown
Joined: 12 Mar 2002
Posts: 7140
Location: Sweden |
I can't believe she used the salsa again!
But please go on, this is hilarious. 
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There once was a youngster, DzD
Whose avatars numbered infinity
But I must admit
His latest, a hit
Cuz the Little One's a mystery to me
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:50 pm |
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Secret Agent Lawanda
The last thing you see...
Joined: 23 Oct 2003
Posts: 1041
Location: World of Darkness (LA) |
Yeah, this is amusing. =D
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:53 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
*MageofFire regenerates his face and puts an ice pack on his other wound, then asks the Demon Overlord for permission to turn Val into a possum. The Demon Overlord grants him permission, and he turns Val into a possum, and locks her in a cage.* 
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OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:45 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*Val uses some shape-shifting abilities to burst out of the cage and change back. Val them makes some phone calls to some old buddies down in Hell. MageofFire is stripped of his powers and thrown into a pool of lava where he burns for the rest of eternity.*
The End.
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Wed Nov 12, 2003 12:50 am |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
Ah, Val, but that is not the end. You said that I was "striped" not "stripped" of the powers, so now my spells are all in striped patterns. I also cannot be hurt by lava, and fly out. I suggest peace. 
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Wed Nov 12, 2003 12:55 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
A minor error easily fixed with the EDIT button. Now be quiet and burn.
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Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:02 am |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
If you had read my post in its entirity, you would know that I am NOT burning. 
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OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
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Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:47 am |
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DzD
Unknown
Joined: 12 Mar 2002
Posts: 7140
Location: Sweden |
Producer: "Oh for crying out load, the audience demands that MageofFire should be thrown into the lava."
*A stick comes out of nowhere and pushes MageofFire into the lava*
Producer: "Now be quiet!"
[Commercial]
"Buy the new chipper/shredder model X1000. It can crush anything while mixing it with whatever you like! And now introducing new amounts of speeds! Call 2020-Death from hell-000 to get this magnificent machine! And if you call within 10 minutes, we will send a free goshuto with it!"
[/End of commercial]
Producer: "Throw in that new victim... Val, get on with it, the people demands more action!"
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There once was a youngster, DzD
Whose avatars numbered infinity
But I must admit
His latest, a hit
Cuz the Little One's a mystery to me
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