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semaisking
Head Merchant
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Joined: 08 May 2005
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Location: slovenija
   

granted you get pink-hippo he jump on you and kills you






i wish money


Last edited by semaisking on Sun May 29, 2005 5:02 pm; edited 2 times in total
Post Sun May 29, 2005 4:55 pm
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs
   

You get your fake money. You are caught and imprisoned for the rest of your life.

I wish for a fully air-conditioned room.
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Post Sun May 29, 2005 5:15 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA
   

Granted, you now live in a refrigerator.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.
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Post Sun May 29, 2005 9:17 pm
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
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Location: Val's hairy legs
   

Granted, you new shoes come with those wonderfully little wasps that eat your lovely feet inside out.

I wish for ice-cream bars.
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Post Sun May 29, 2005 10:05 pm
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Kamahl
King of Spam
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Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana
   

granted but your ice cream bars melt before u can eat them



i wish for a sword
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Post Mon May 30, 2005 7:35 pm
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Sem
Solid as a Rock
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Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot
   

granted, but it's rusted.

I wish for daytime
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Post Mon May 30, 2005 8:56 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Joined: 18 Feb 2002
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Location: Utah, USA
   

Granted, the earth stops turning and now you have permanent daytime. One side of the Earth bakes while the other freezes.

I wish for a new pair of glasses.
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Post Tue May 31, 2005 6:18 pm
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
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Location: Val's hairy legs
   

^ Granted, your new pair of glasses is made of super-dense chemicals from the outer space. You're instantly crushed flat when you try to wear it.

< I wish for panda! Bamboo-eating panda! Kawaaaaaaiiiiiii.....
Post Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:29 am
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Krzychu
Hidden Character
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Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret.
   

Granted but you don't have any bamboo to feed it and it slowly dies. Sorry.

I wish to go out for a beer with my friends.
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Post Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:58 am
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Cm
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Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA
   

Granted, but while they all drink theirs, you wonder why you didn't get one for yourself.

I wish for someone to do all this paperwork I have here!
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Post Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:21 pm
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Arma
Mysterious Lady
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Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell
   

Granted, but in the end he accidentaly tosses all of it out of the window.

I wish it was Christmas already.
Post Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:40 pm
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Lintra
Elf Friend
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Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES
   

Granted. It is now Christmas ... and you've not prepared anything! You do not have any presents purchased, so you run to the door to see if you can at least buy some food to give to friends ... and there you see all the unopened mail for the last 7 months. Quickly going through the mail, your realize (to your mounting horror)that the electricity, water, gas and phone have all been cut off due to non payment of bills.

Sorting through the top letters an envelope in red catches your attention. Your landlord has sued your estate (you are presumed dead, having been missing these last 7 months) to collect back rent, and you are being notified that your bank account has been closed due to lack of funds.

In short, while it is christmas, you are in debt, with out a home, and have a warrant for your arrest (should you prove to be alive) for non payment of taxes.

I wish for nice weather tomorrow.
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Post Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:10 pm
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Kamahl
King of Spam
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Joined: 29 Apr 2005
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Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana
   

Granted but the nice day is ruined by a bad day at work


i wish for a plane
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Post Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:23 pm
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Lintra
Elf Friend
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Joined: 23 Apr 2002
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Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES
   

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a cartesian plane, complete with an x and y axis *grin*

Bad day at work - so what else is new?


I wish for shiny new penny.
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Post Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:45 pm
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Kamahl
King of Spam
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Joined: 29 Apr 2005
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Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana
   

granted but its fake



i wish for a new big brother
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