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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Time for a new forum game. The others have gotten a bit old. 
Here's an example of how this game works:
I wish for a car.
Then the next poster replies in a way that corrupts the previous poster's wish. Example:
Granted, you get the car but a pack of rabid cats jumps into the car and scratches out your eyes, while another takes your keys and joy rides all over the state!
Then that person makes a wish and the cycle continues.
Ready? Go!
I wish for a new computer.
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Krzychu
Hidden Character
Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret. |
You get a brand new computer but the moment you turn it on a lightning strikes the electricity lines, frying the computer and electrocuting you.
I wish to go the cinema.
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Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:01 am |
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Graham 2
High Emperor
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 795
Location: Preston/England |
But yo go to the cinema and realise that I work there, having met me the world ends in a nuclear haulocaust and while you are in the cineam you are forced to watch open water, to most tediously boring film ever.
I wish for a new guitar.
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Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:24 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but the strings snap whenever you try to play it.
I wish for a glass of root beer.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:30 am |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler
Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Granted, but I have music playing very loud and I think you say "I want the bottle of rat poison that conveniently looks like root beer" so you drink it and go to the hospital.
I wish for monkeys to start throwing poo at everybody in New York City soley for my amusment.
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Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:36 am |
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Krzychu
Hidden Character
Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret. |
Granted, but while they are doing it, the monkeys keep telling everybody that they work for you so the victims come to you and... well, you know what.
I wish for the headache to stop.
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Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:12 pm |
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X-dANGEr
Unknown Destiny
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 2383
Location: The X place |
Your headache is gone, but so your mind is and you are the mandetory(not really sure about it, the place where mad folks go).
I wish Gothic sequence goes on for ever...
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Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:34 pm |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain
Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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And so it does by way of each game restarting the first time you talk to an NPC. Also, it's subliminally addictive so you can't turn it off.
I wish for absolute, abject, unending misery.
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"The old world dies and with it the old ways. We will rebuild it as it should be, MUST be... Immortal!"
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but since misery loves company, you've just made everyone around you miserable as well.
I wish for a bag of potato chips.
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain
Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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Hmm... I really don't see how that last one 'corrupted' my wish. Made it more effecient perhaps. 
Your wish is granted. A bag of raw potatoes that have been dropped through your woodchipper is yours for the devouring.
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Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:47 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Mmm... crunchy.
You forgot to make a wish by the way.
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Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:06 pm |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain
Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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So be it
I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.
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"The old world dies and with it the old ways. We will rebuild it as it should be, MUST be... Immortal!"
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Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:13 am |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock
Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Granted (sort of), your wish remains as it was, but so is you mother-in-law that makes the rest of your life a living hell.
I wish that the release of Guild Wars was preponed (it that a word?) to 28th of March instead of 28th of April.
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Toaster
Bread Alert
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
Granted, but it will be full of bugs, like bosses popping up at player spawns and invisible flying dwarves that take all your money.
I wish that Age of Empires 3 will be the best RTS game ever.
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Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:23 am |
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tolgerias
High Emperor
Joined: 15 Jul 2004
Posts: 770
Location: The Netherlands |
Granted, it will be the best because it is so bad that all RTS games get banished from the earth (and memory) and only AoE3 remains to a warning example for every developer never to make an RTS again.
I wish an idea for the smartest wish ever.
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