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Val
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Corrupt a Wish
   

Time for a new forum game. The others have gotten a bit old.
Here's an example of how this game works:

I wish for a car.

Then the next poster replies in a way that corrupts the previous poster's wish. Example:

Granted, you get the car but a pack of rabid cats jumps into the car and scratches out your eyes, while another takes your keys and joy rides all over the state!

Then that person makes a wish and the cycle continues.
Ready? Go!

I wish for a new computer.
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Post Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:34 pm
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Krzychu
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You get a brand new computer but the moment you turn it on a lightning strikes the electricity lines, frying the computer and electrocuting you.

I wish to go the cinema.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:01 am
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Graham 2
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But yo go to the cinema and realise that I work there, having met me the world ends in a nuclear haulocaust and while you are in the cineam you are forced to watch open water, to most tediously boring film ever.

I wish for a new guitar.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:24 am
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Val
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Granted, but the strings snap whenever you try to play it.

I wish for a glass of root beer.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:30 am
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Granted, but I have music playing very loud and I think you say "I want the bottle of rat poison that conveniently looks like root beer" so you drink it and go to the hospital.

I wish for monkeys to start throwing poo at everybody in New York City soley for my amusment.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:36 am
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Krzychu
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Granted, but while they are doing it, the monkeys keep telling everybody that they work for you so the victims come to you and... well, you know what.

I wish for the headache to stop.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:12 pm
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X-dANGEr
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Your headache is gone, but so your mind is and you are the mandetory(not really sure about it, the place where mad folks go).

I wish Gothic sequence goes on for ever...
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EverythingXen
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And so it does by way of each game restarting the first time you talk to an NPC. Also, it's subliminally addictive so you can't turn it off.

I wish for absolute, abject, unending misery.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:14 pm
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Val
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Granted, but since misery loves company, you've just made everyone around you miserable as well.

I wish for a bag of potato chips.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:00 pm
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EverythingXen
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Hmm... I really don't see how that last one 'corrupted' my wish. Made it more effecient perhaps.

Your wish is granted. A bag of raw potatoes that have been dropped through your woodchipper is yours for the devouring.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:47 pm
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Val
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Mmm... crunchy.
You forgot to make a wish by the way.
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Post Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:06 pm
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EverythingXen
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So be it

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.
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Post Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:13 am
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Sem
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Granted (sort of), your wish remains as it was, but so is you mother-in-law that makes the rest of your life a living hell.

I wish that the release of Guild Wars was preponed (it that a word?) to 28th of March instead of 28th of April.
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Post Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:57 am
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Granted, but it will be full of bugs, like bosses popping up at player spawns and invisible flying dwarves that take all your money.

I wish that Age of Empires 3 will be the best RTS game ever.
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Post Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:23 am
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Granted, it will be the best because it is so bad that all RTS games get banished from the earth (and memory) and only AoE3 remains to a warning example for every developer never to make an RTS again.

I wish an idea for the smartest wish ever.
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