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Funniest thing I've heard an NPC say yet!!
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Funniest thing I've heard an NPC say yet!!
   

Divath Fyr
"Darn that Guar! These boots are ruined..."

And it was "heard" not read as text.
ROFLMAO
Post Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:58 am
 
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Nobody but me finds that funny??!!!

Considering the guy is wearing full deadric I found it QUITE humurous.
Post Wed Jun 19, 2002 11:53 am
 
Uruz
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How about:

"I don't recall using teleportation... and yet there I was... alone.. naked"

Post Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:25 pm
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dirt, dirt dirt........every dirt


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Post Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:34 pm
 
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that should have been "everywhere".


gypsy
Post Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:35 pm
 
L_U_D_W_I_G
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My roomates and I all use my computer to play Morrowind, so I decided it would be a good idea to modify the dialogues of several characters to surprise my roomates when they play i.e,

MALE SHOPKEEPER (to my roomates male character) : "You know, I might be willing to give you a discount... if you sleep with me."

OTHER SHOPKEEPER (one of my roomates has a lisp that he LOVES getting made fun of about) : "What? I can't understand what the hell you're saying... Try taking that sock out of your mouth!" (Repeated over and over til my roomate gets pissed and turns off the computer. Don't worry... he LOVES it.)

Anyway, I figure this is the only way to liven up the otherwise mostly lame conversations with NPC's.
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Post Wed Jun 19, 2002 9:22 pm
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Now this sounds like a funny idea... Someone could make a parody of some kind! (I've just seen the two MTV Movie Awards parodies of Spiderman and LotR - hilarious)

Or better yet, Monthy Python humour everywhere!


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Post Wed Jun 19, 2002 10:11 pm
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sound like fun adjusting the dialog.
Then you can make the game more interesting.
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Post Wed Jun 19, 2002 10:45 pm
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[quote="L_U_D_W_I_G"]MALE SHOPKEEPER (to my roomates male character) : "You know, I might be willing to give you a discount... if you sleep with me."

OTHER SHOPKEEPER (one of my roomates has a lisp that he LOVES getting made fun of about) : "What? I can't understand what the hell you're saying... Try taking that sock out of your mouth!" (Repeated over and over til my roomate gets pissed and turns off the computer. Don't worry... he LOVES it.)
quote]

Rofl! This is humour!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Arhu
Or better yet, Monthy Python humour everywhere!

What!? And turn this game into medival Fallout 2?
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"I swear, I didint know she was your sister"

heard in Vivec after installing some plugins
Post Thu Jun 20, 2002 1:56 pm
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Mattias Kreku
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Heard in a Daedric ruin where I found a lonely nord fighter:

"There sure aren't a lot of girls around here" (or something like that)
Post Thu Jun 20, 2002 3:14 pm
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Heard from Zed
   

I'm not touching THAT!

The Icarian Mage:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Barkeeper of Black Shalk Cornerclub, after me and Huleeya butchered three patrons:
"Be sure to tell your friends about this place!"
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Post Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:32 am
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"You must be a thief because you stole my heart..." I had just swilled a Fortify Personality potion.

L8r,
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Post Sun Jun 23, 2002 4:13 pm
 
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"This fight is over", or
"How does it feel to know your death is near?",
right before (or even just after) they die from my blade. Now that's good funny.
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