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Smillies... and an RPG adventure...
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Neo_Genesis
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*Neo comes in, dressed like a Guard. he has a shotgun in his hands and has a uzi in he pants.*

we are looking for someone who escaped from the hospital, she is ver dangarous and does all kind of weird things... her name is christina aguilera.
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Post Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:25 pm
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Secret Agent Lawanda
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quote:
Originally posted by Val
Hmm... I may have found a new way to torture people.... :rpgrin:

You would say that. :p
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Post Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:41 pm
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Val
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*Turns to a guard.*

Spread the word, we must find Christina Aguilera!

*The guard salutes and radios in Val's instructions.*
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Post Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:58 pm
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XeroX
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Why jut find her, the least you could to is let her provide the entertainment.

Torture her that is.
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Post Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:30 pm
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Val
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I have to catch her first.
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Secret Agent Lawanda
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Well hurry it up!
We want to see her in pain, lots of pain.
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Post Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:42 pm
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Neo_Genesis
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*as the gaurds starts to search for chistina, he finds a girl with loads of hair, it looks like something is hidden in it.*

will you please release that thing you have hidden in your hair miss?

*the girl turns around, and the guard sees that it is chistina. she releases the dead guard from her hair and looks angry at Neo.*

uhm... security! i found the escaped one!
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Val
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*Hair tentacles shoot out from Christina Aguilera's head. They wrap around Neo, lift him off the ground and proceed to start strangling him.*

Meanwhile...

*A guard runs up and salutes Val.*

We've located the monster, ma'am!

*Val's eyes narrow.*

Where?

*The guard holds up a PDA with a schematic of the building. He points to a side coridor to the north. Before he can say another word, Val is running out of the hall and towards the corridor.*
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Post Sat Dec 13, 2003 3:09 pm
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Neo_Genesis
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*As Val is proceeding to the place were Chistina and Neo are located. Neo can't breath, the hair is killing him, not only because he can't breat, but the smell is deadly too.*

C'mon people, please help me taking this animal!

*Neo succeedes to takes his Uzi out of his pants, and tries to shoot at chistina.*
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Pikkon
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Thats odd... Val, you usually lock topics when you can smell spam or getting WAY off topic but this topic is not locked...
Sorry if im spoiling your fun, i dont want to be a bad guy but i feel its my duty (lol) as a member of RPGDot to stop this!


( )

Since i started this topic i can always change the topic's name to
"Smilies and some other RPG stuff" will that be okay?
Post Sat Dec 13, 2003 7:44 pm
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Val
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What are you talking about?
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Post Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:25 pm
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Neo_Genesis
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hehe, i'm glad Val is the moderator!

(let's continue with the story)
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Lintra
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Lintra gets up off the floor, "Man, it feels like I've just spent the last week or so in Vegas". Looking around the room he reconsiders, "Did I actually leave there? I am not sure."

Seeing the dead Lady with a bullet hole in her head next to him, Lintra decides that things might be a bit more serious than he'd thought at first. Realizing that due to his sleeping on the job, time is critical, he pull out a scroll and reads it. CM's head is bathed in a warm glow, and the bullet hole starts to heal itself.

Seeing that the resurection spell is working, Lintra realizes that CM will still need medical care to get her back on her feet ... so he digs around in his bag for a few minutes (arms still covered with the dried blood from getting here), and finally pulls out the infamous auto doc. As the glow begins to fade from CM's head, the auto doc starts injecting her with fluids. With the auto doc working away at at furious rate, Lintra stands guard watching the room very, very carefully.
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Post Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:04 pm
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Neo_Genesis
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*Neo is still caught in the deadly hair if Christina aguilera. he shoots with his Uzi, but it doesn't help. he looks around, and sees a man guarding something.*

hey you... you are an Elf friend right? well, as you can see i'm an Elven Warrior, and i need some serious help here!
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Val
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*Val rounds the corner and sees Neo in the clutches of Christina Aguilera. She spots Val and hisses as her eyes glow red. She then tosses Neo at Val. Val catches Neo and dumps him on the ground, barely even pausing her charge.*
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