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Ozymandias
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| 20 ways to annoy people while watching RotK |
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I found this on the net and I thought you might enjoy it...
For those of you planning on seeing RotK or the LotR trilogy at the theater here are some annoyance tips:
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
2.5 After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
15. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frank N. Furter and wander around looking terribly confused.
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Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:04 pm |
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goshuto
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I liked #2 and #7. 
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Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:28 pm |
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sauron38
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Location: Winnipeg's Sanctum Sanctorum |
#15 & 16 do it for me. 
Now... let's imagine that you could only do 3 of those 21 numbers before being kicked out of the theatre... how many theatres could you go to before you would repeat the same three gags in any order?
... 21! / (3!)(21-3)!
= 1330 theatres!!
What about if in no pre-determined order?
... 21! / (21-3)!
= 3.4 x 10 ^ 18 theatres!!
Interesting... I only saw it three times though. 
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Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:04 pm |
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goshuto
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That math text you read really inspired you, didn't it?
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Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:14 pm |
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Krzychu
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 Most are funny but #1,2,7 gave me the best laugh. Thanks!
It wasn't so funny when I was in the theatre though, 'cause some kids were talking. 
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Secret Agent Lawanda
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lol, nice man. I gotta try some of those.
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Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:24 am |
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sauron38
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quote:
Originally posted by Secret Agent Lawanda
lol, nice man. I gotta try some of those.
Yeah... I get that way about math, too.
@goshuto I must say that the text inspired me, but the fact that I'm writing an exam about it tomorrow also helped a bit. 
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Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:15 am |
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Sk'ar
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LOL. Those are great... I'm going to have to go back to the theater just to try those out. But around where I live I'll probably get shot...
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Danicek
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Nice list :]. |
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Thu Jan 22, 2004 8:25 am |
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Toaster
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All of them were good, but I think #6, 7, 14 and 15 were the best ones.
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Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:51 pm |
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balconygolf_ThE_bRiDe
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quote:
Originally posted by goshuto
I liked #2 and #7.
I aslo liked 2 and 7 but what make me fall down from laughs was the "run forest run" thing number 15 I think
By the way goshuto it goes like this: (x2-x2)=(x2-x2) => 0=0
and also if we consider that the from(x2-x2)=(x2-x2) you have done it well to
x=2x , if xe(|R) then it is a posibility that x=o and again is x=2x =>
0=2.0 => 0=0 , xe(|R) & x=0 so you cant imply that x/x=2 => 1=2
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Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:34 pm |
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Jaz
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Some of those are things I'm always doing at the movies, anyway ...
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Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:48 pm |
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goshuto
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quote:
Originally posted by balconygolf_ThE_bRiDe
By the way goshuto it goes like this: (x2-x2)=(x2-x2) => 0=0
and also if we consider that the from(x2-x2)=(x2-x2) you have done it well to
x=2x , if xe(|R) then it is a posibility that x=o and again is x=2x =>
0=2.0 => 0=0 , xe(|R) & x=0 so you cant imply that x/x=2 => 1=2
Shhhh! Don't tell them!
Oh, well, looks like I'll have to search for a new sig.
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Some of those are things I'm always doing at the movies, anyway
Were you joking or...? |
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Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:28 pm |
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sauron38
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In simpler terms, goshuto, the error in the sig comes from dividing by 0.
Actually, if you want to reduce the size of the audience who could surmount a fallacious sig, you might want to try this.
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Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:28 pm |
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goshuto
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quote:
Originally posted by sauron38
In simpler terms, goshuto, the error in the sig comes from dividing by 0.
*sigh* That's three people already, even after I had removed the sig. I wonder if in three months people will say "goshuto, regarding that sig you had 3 months ago, the fallacy lies in..." Bleh.
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Originally posted by sauron38
Actually, if you want to reduce the size of the audience who could surmount a fallacious sig, you might want to try this.
That won't fit in a sig. Besides, imaginary numbers are part of high school curricula in many places, I believe. Mathematics won't do it, I'll have to change fields. I'll need to resort to something more... cryptic. |
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