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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
When you get a bully to chase you and you lead him into a group of people, expecting him to beat up everyone so you can collect their money.
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OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
=Member of numerous usergroups=
=Active in none of them=
Mediocreties, I absolve you! |
Mon Jun 28, 2004 4:01 am |
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Rubix³
Head Merchant
Joined: 30 May 2004
Posts: 62
Location: Chicago - USA |
A woman was blocking the way into my cubicle, chit chatting, when I hollered "LET ME PASS" in her face. I'm currently unemployed. |
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:58 pm |
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Uocjat
High Emperor
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 706
Location: deep in the dungons of area 51 |
you know you've been playing too much gothic when you get fired from your job and then take up work for a weird guy in black for a short while and then later go back to your old work place and slaugther everyone and revive your boss so you can have the joy of killing him over and over and over.....
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtsy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny imprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. the rset can be a
total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:43 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
. . . when you tell your teacher over and over that yes, dinosaurs do indeed still exist.
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OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
=Member of numerous usergroups=
=Active in none of them=
Mediocreties, I absolve you! |
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Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:49 am |
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zero_devil21
Village Dweller
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 15
Location: The Big Cave In The New Camp |
Or when you start visiting the pound and expect to find your lost Molerat..[/b]
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"The amazing powers of the ancient sword Uriziel can overcome any opponent." - Xardas The Necromancer. |
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Sat Jul 17, 2004 7:26 am |
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zero_devil21
Village Dweller
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 15
Location: The Big Cave In The New Camp |
Or when you loose your pet rat, You call 911 and say, "OH MY GOD!! GET THE ARMY! WARN THE NATION! A MOLERAT IS ON THE LOOSE!!"
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"The amazing powers of the ancient sword Uriziel can overcome any opponent." - Xardas The Necromancer. |
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Sun Jul 18, 2004 2:06 am |
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Garanixx
Village Dweller
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 21
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When you dress up as Xardas for halloween |
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Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:36 am |
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Garanixx
Village Dweller
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 21
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When you go running around in the city with a melee weapon and a bow, first knocking people down then killing them with a bow to get double experience |
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Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:37 am |
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Garanixx
Village Dweller
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 21
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When you randomly run into someone's house and start quickly stealing their belongings while they shout at you to get out, thinking they wont notice
when you try to insert uriziel and improved ore armor through the console before getting into a fight with someone
when you walk into someone's bedroom in the middle of the night and shout : AWAKEN!!!
when you are still moving after you die
when you go into the city hall and start demanding the eye of innos |
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Sun Jul 18, 2004 4:13 am |
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Uocjat
High Emperor
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 706
Location: deep in the dungons of area 51 |
when you run for 2 whole days and get confused cuz your feet hurt and you still havent gotten to the end of the world
when you start droping you smokes just after you light them
when you cant understand that you cant drink 200 beers whitout getting drunk
when you ask for a map when your told to go to the shop around the coner (either cuz you've gotten use to a map at all times or cuz you forgot what the world outside is like from sitting by your screen for days)
when you see a dog and jump up on a big rock whit a bow hopeing that it wont attack you
when you jump into a pool in the middle of a fight hopeing for your opponent to drown
when some annoying guy keeps following you asking where your going and if you should find a quite place
(was a guy like that at my old scholl ... OH THE HORROR MUD LIVES)
when you start throwing blue light at drunk people cuz you think they are zombies
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtsy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny imprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. the rset can be a
total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
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Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:51 am |
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sushimees
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 48
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You know you played too much Gothic...
When you make this kind of a topic.
When you go to a church and yell "Innos, guide my path!!!"
When you go to a police station and you aren't allowed any further from some room and then you ask "Will you let me past if I pay you enough ore?"
When you see a kid drawing a toy gun and then you take out your Big momma axe and say "What you thinking to do??!!" and then the kid puts his toy gun back and you say "Lucky for you, I would've enjoyed polishing your mug!"
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S tupid
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages |
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:00 pm |
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IGiveItToYa
Village Dweller
Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 5
Location: Khorinis |
you know u played to much gothic when u beat up a little kid and at the end u go "damn only 50exp point"
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Look deep within the facts, then and only then u will find who i truly am |
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Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:00 pm |
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tolgerias
High Emperor
Joined: 15 Jul 2004
Posts: 770
Location: The Netherlands |
when you come across a closed door you start searching for keys or a lever and if you dont find any you get VERY upset and start searching on the internet |
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Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:30 pm |
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Max Killen
Exalted Potentate
Joined: 04 Dec 2001
Posts: 1112
Location: Why not Minot? |
You know that you've played Gothic too much when you actually find the infamous Nellik's Sword. I found the sword in Chapter Five or Six behind the rock on the cliff above the road |
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Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:04 pm |
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Uocjat
High Emperor
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 706
Location: deep in the dungons of area 51 |
you know you HAVEN'T been playing too much gothiv when you belife the stories about that sword
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtsy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny imprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. the rset can be a
total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
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Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:07 pm |
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