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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
I have no idea what whirled peas are, but Google gives me this:
Horrific indeed. No wonder I see you get stomped by three-handed big-eyed pink-mouth greeny monsters. Sad. 
I wish to be able to write in pink. |
Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:11 pm |
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Cm
Sentinel of Light
Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
Granted, however soon everything you produce in written form is pink. Those in control don't like this at all. And your checks are now being returned uncashed, as the scanners are not able to pick it up. Half the mail you send is just missing. When you call the postmaster he says the sorter can't handle the pink, and the workers claim they can't read it so it goes in the undeliverable bin. To top it off the group at the Dot forum are starting to complain LOUDLY about the pink posts!
Wish I had a laptop with wireless net connection so I can stay in bed and do this!
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Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:15 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you're so comfortable however, that you forget that you need to go to the bathroom really, really bad. Let's just say that you don't make it. 
quote:
Originally posted by Roach
edit: Oops, I almost forgot Val's cookie. 
Ooo! Cookies!
I wish for a fun session of NWN next week.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:56 pm |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
Granted, but you're not in it.
I wish I was free all day long. |
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Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:18 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you are free today. You have absolutely nothing to do. As a result, you're now very bored.
I wish for a copy of Sacred Underworld.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:28 pm |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock
Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Granted, you install the addon and as a result the game becomes just as crappy and bugged before all the patches were made (I believe it was playing when they had made patch 1.66).
I wish I could be a voice-actor and/or beta-testing for Gothic 3
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Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:17 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you become the voice-actor for Mud in Gothic 3. You have to record 20 different dying screams for the various ways that players will be able to kill the character.
I wish for a gps wristwatch.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:24 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, but for some reason, they banned you from using the GPS network, as they thought you were a terrorist. Why did they think that? Go sit at a corner and think of your actions in the past.
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Originally posted by Val
You have to record 20 different dying screams for the various ways that players will be able to kill the character.
Oh, screaming in different ways. I would love to do that... I wish to be hired as Mud's voice-over. |
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Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:44 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but since Mud is a guy, they require you to get a sex-change operation before you can play the part. Turns out you're perfect for the part since Mud is supposed to squeal like a little girl. However, your boyfriend bumps you and your parents disown you.
I wish that I didn't have to buy an 80 gig external hard drive for my Advanced Unix Administration course.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:30 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, an 80G external hard disk comes mysteriously at your doorstep. As you plug it in, bestiality pornography pops up on your screen. After the slideshow, you have to clean up those viruses, trojan horses, worms and whatever mess that come as a bonus.
I wish for donut with fries. |
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Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:41 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you get a donut made of fries with sugary glaze, lots of chocolate frosting, candy sprinkles, lots of salt and smuthered in ketchup. Yum!
I wish for a good program that'll clean the crap off that external hard drive I got.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:42 pm |
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Cm
Sentinel of Light
Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
Granted, for the unheard of price of $1000 you get a crap removal program, bring it home and install. However you should have read the fine print!!
This program will cause your HD to overheat, thereby burning any crap on top of it to ash. Once done, simply dust and uninstall. (Not responsible for any damage done to files during the heating process!)
I wish someone could show me an easy way to learn Quickbooks!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:20 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Sure, here is an easy way: uninstall the program.
I wish that my puppy is not vulnerable from being thrown. |
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Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:04 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, your puppy is made of lifeless rubber.
I wish for some ice cubes.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:02 am |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
Granted, but you almost suffocate under them.
I wish I had a better comp. |
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