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Inauro
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Joined: 03 Oct 2005
Posts: 9
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| Blizzard: World of... BurgerCraft? |
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Blizzard has announced its latest business venture, a fast food restaurant chain to be known as <a href="http://www.blizzard.com/press/060401.shtml" target="_blank">BurgerCraft</a>.<blockquote><em>IRVINE, Calif. -- April 1, 2006 -- Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. today unveiled BurgerCraft™, introducing the company’s latest business venture and revealing many details about the plans for its company-owned restaurant chain. The grand opening of the first BurgerCraft restaurant is set to take place on June 1, 2006 in downtown Los Angeles, California. At BurgerCraft, players will have a chance to truly taste the flavor of Blizzard's games and savor traditional dishes from all the company’s popular game universes. BurgerCraft will be open to customers of all ages and will provide a fun environment for the whole family.
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<br>"Blizzard has experienced tremendous growth in the past 15 years, but none of that growth would have been possible on an empty stomach," said Mike Morhaime, president and cofounder of Blizzard Entertainment. "BurgerCraft will allow us to share many of Blizzard’s delicious secret recipes and celebrate the rich cuisine of the Warcraft, Diablo, and StarCraft universes with our players."
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<br>At BurgerCraft, gamers will be able to choose from a varied menu, eat Blizzard meals live with other members of the gaming community, and try out The Burger Crusade™, Blizzard's highly anticipated restaurant queue system. Among many other exciting meals, the BurgerCraft menu will include:
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<br> * Red Dragon Wings (extra spicy buffalo chicken wings – epic!)
<br> * Arbiter (iceberg salad w/ grilled chicken breast served in an arbiter-shaped bowl)
<br> * Marine Wedges (spicy potato wedges w/ sour cream)
<br> * Zealot Fries (french fries with “special” sauce to stimulate your psychic potential)
<br> * Yamato Burger
<br> * Norad II Burger
<br> * Hell Bovine (delicious ground beef burger with an ultra spicy sauce)
<br> * The Cow King (a massive one pound 100% beef burger – epic!)
<br> * Horadric Stew (choose the right ingredients, and you might get an epic stew!)
<br> * Moonfire Spam
<br> * Stimpaks (super caffeinated energy drink with added vitamins and fructose)
<br> * Frost Shock Smoothie (orc, tauren and troll flavors available)
<br> * Tasty Templar (ice cream dessert extravaganza – epic!)
<br> * Pandaren™ brand lager beer microbrewed by Blizzard’s own pandaren brewmasters!
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<br>BurgerCraft will also offer several unique and exciting group discounts and special deals, including:
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<br> * The Zerg Rush All-You-Can-Eat Special
<br> * The Scholomance Special (5-person group dinner discount)
<br> * The Molten Core Combo (40-person group special events discount)
<br> * The Paladinner drive-thru special – grab your food and speed on home in a bubble of joy and comfort
<br> * The Hunger System – prove your might in the Hunger System by consuming Honorable Meals and racking up Hunger Points; reach the rank of Grand Gourmand and gain access to our special Epic Meals™ and the Secret Cow Level, our exclusive VIP lounge,
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<br>For full details on the grand opening of BurgerCraft, please stay tuned to the official Blizzard website (www.blizzard.com) for upcoming announcements.</em></blockquote> |
Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:59 am |
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Kepler
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 109
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I...do not know what to say. Incomprehensible comes to mind.
Exec #1: You know, we are so very successful at making games, I bet we could do well in any consumer goods and services sector.
Exec #2: Wow Larry, that is so logical I can't believe we did not think about that sooner. |
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:04 am |
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Priest4hire
Head Merchant
Joined: 08 May 2002
Posts: 52
Location: Slocan, BC |
I especially liked the whole Hunger System and the Secret Cow Level VIP lounge. Maybe I'm just easy to humor but I think it's a pretty good joke.
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:12 am |
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Lens
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wow mighty Kepler fell for a simple april fool's joke?  |
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:08 am |
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10Ktrolls
Village Dweller
Joined: 14 Mar 2006
Posts: 23
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quote:
Originally posted by Lens
wow mighty Kepler fell for a simple april fool's joke?
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:52 pm |
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Inauro
Village Dweller
Joined: 03 Oct 2005
Posts: 9
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Hey, give the guy a break. This isn't just your every day April Fool's joke, it's a classic. I mean, who can really go past a Frost Shock Smoothie in Orc, Tauren or Troll flavours?
I feel it's our duty to post spurious April Fool's stories, and be taken in by them.
^_~
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:10 pm |
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Kepler
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 109
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I did fall for it.
I have disgraced Johannes Kepler.
I must now be called Sid Fynch. |
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:36 pm |
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Sid Fynch
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 29
Location: Chiba, Japan |
Reborn, yet, never redeemed.
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