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enodenroH
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 44
Location: Montreal, Canada |
Granted. You get a pink micro-machine (miniature toy car)
replica of one! 
I wish that I'd stop procrastinating and write the 7 novels that are filling my head...  |
Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:07 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, you've now stopped procrastinating. Those ideas from the seven novels flow through your head, and your head is unable to sustain them. It explodes.
I wish for hairy legs.
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(\__/)
(o.O )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination! |
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enodenroH
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 44
Location: Montreal, Canada |
Granted. But now, that's the only part of your body that grows hair...
I wish that humanity would, one day, realize the futility of religious wars and hug 10 people a day instead of killing that same amount of people ..........
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Provok
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Posts: 105
Location: North of The River |
Granted. *shouting* Group hug, everyone! Wait! Not the entire planet! Ack! *cough**cough* can't ... breathe *cough**cough blood* ... help! *dies*
And now on the evening news:
Hello Jack, we transmiting from an immense group hug in which almost evryone on the planet has joined. It may seem cute and fuzzy but it is actually a slaughter in which tens of thousands have died suffocated by this mammoth mob. Back to yo .. back .. baa-aahh ....
Jane? Jane? OMG, Jane!!!
I wish upon a twinkling star that it will not become a comet and kill us all. |
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:22 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, the twinkling star does not become a comet. It changes its shape into Barney and sings "I love you, you love me". Since the love provided by Barney is so intense, everybody in the world is filled with love and the Immense Group Hug Event starts again.
I wish for tomato toe.
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(\__/)
(o.O )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination! |
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:48 pm |
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enodenroH
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 44
Location: Montreal, Canada |
Granted. Since you hadn't eaten in days you thought it looked nucking good and ate it, dipping it in your favorite salad dressing...
I wish to make a trip around the world with Bunny, some day...
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Welcome to the Colony! ---Smack!
(\__/) Help pink-hippo realise his dream
(o.O ) of Bunny world domination.
(> < ) |
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Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:23 am |
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Provok
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Posts: 105
Location: North of The River |
(\__/) Camo Bunny
(O.O) Strikes when least expected ...
(>=<)
Granted. You calmly walk through the forests of Russia, but, suddenly, a chanisaw is heard. Bunny freaks out remembering the old war days! He quietly pulls out a dagger, and *stab* *stab* *stab* for 47 times. Needless to say, you don't have to cut your nails again. Ever.
I wish I could have a katana! *slash* *slice* *slice* *slash* Bwhahahahaha!!! |
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Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:51 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, it's made of tinfoil.
I wish that I had more spare time.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:46 am |
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Provok
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Posts: 105
Location: North of The River |
Granted. You're FIRED!
I wish I could pass my big exam this summer. |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:25 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
granted whenever you are asked a question you simply say "pass"
I wish for buttered noodles!!
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# It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:34 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted! You get a big bowl of noodles that is smuthered in gobs and gobs of butter.
I wish this semester was over.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:59 pm |
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Provok
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Posts: 105
Location: North of The River |
Granted. You find yourself 6 feet under. People thought you were dead.
I wish my mouse wouldn't *click* so loud. |
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Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:46 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, instead it makes subsonic noises that disrupt your digestion.
I wish for some new shoelaces.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:48 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
Granted but they were from the shoes of a mass murder and now you brutally murder the nearest person every time you wear them using your trusty salad fork.
I wish val could never murder me
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# It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:28 pm |
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booyah_boy
Head Merchant
Joined: 08 Feb 2006
Posts: 55
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Granted, Val cannot murder you, so she murders everyone you care for, leading you to experience such overwhelming despair that you kill yourself...with a salad fork. Ironic, aye?
I wish my car would stop making an odd coughing noise every time it starts up. |
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