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| Bacon: Crispy or Chewy |
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Shrapnel
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Dont get more off topic that this.
Discuss.
Me: Crispy all the way. Chewy always makes me feel like Im eating smoked flesh or something *gag*
Last edited by Shrapnel on Tue Jun 03, 2003 10:56 pm; edited 1 time in total |
Tue Jun 03, 2003 4:39 pm |
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Iron Man
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I eat Bacon A LOT, and I have to say, crispy. Chewy Bacon does feel like smoked flesh, doesn't it? Also, if it's chewy it could probably be undercooked, and that could result in food poisoning, not the nicest eperience in the world.
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 5:54 pm |
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Shrapnel
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I salute you!
As for food poisoning, dude I had it for a week before I went to the hospital, I just thought it was a really bad stomach ache lol |
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:33 pm |
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Iron Man
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I just got the runs a lot, STOP! I can only realy eat it on soda bread or in a sandwich though to make it softer, you're right, this is a wierd thread
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 7:32 pm |
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Lintra
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And what, may I ask, is wrong with smoked flesh?
Smoked goose breast - YUM... but it is just flesh. What about smoked salmon or whitefish?
Problem with chewy bacon is all the fat that is left, but if it is too crispy then you get chichironis = blech.
Somewhere inbetween is best.
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:30 pm |
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Iron Man
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quote:
Originally posted by Lintra
And what, may I ask, is wrong with smoked flesh?
Cannabilism (sp?) is frowned upon by most societies these days.
quote:
Originally posted by Lintra
Problem with chewy bacon is all the fat that is left, but if it is too crispy then you get chichironis = blech.
But you get good tasting Bacon
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:40 pm |
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Lintra
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quote:
Originally posted by iron man likes asparagus
....Cannabilism (sp?) is frowned upon by most societies these days.
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True, but I did not know you where refering to human flesh. Having never tasted it (and I hope not to given the diet of most humans ... we have become amazing repositories of all kinds of heavy metals and other very toxic substances, most of which gets stashed away in fat cells) I can not say whether or not bacon tastes that way.
Have you ever tried it? 
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:44 pm |
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Iron Man
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Well there was this time when myself and a friend were stranded in the Himalayas with nothing but a rusty penknife and.. Of course I havn't eaten human flesh (Sarcasm is hard to show in words isn't it?), to the best of my knowledge (I frequent McDonlads so you never know..)
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:13 pm |
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Shrapnel
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quote:
Originally posted by iron man likes asparagus
Well there was this time when myself and a friend were stranded in the Himalayas with nothing but a rusty penknife and.. Of course I havn't eaten human flesh
LMAO, you made a pretty good of example of it there I think.
I said flesh (of course meaning human) because we call it meat when its from animals. (ie- you dont usually go to the butchers and say 'Gimme a pound of chopped flesh' or sit down to a dinner of , say, Roast Flesh and potatoes. |
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:52 pm |
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Iron Man
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Where I'm from, we're notorious for sarcasm. What about horse flesh? 
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Val
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Hmm... perhaps a poll would be nice?
Btw, crispy. Not burnt, just crispy.
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Shrapnel
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*Voila*
No sooner said than done! 
Horse flesh? Nope, in the ole days I believed it was called horsemeat when it was added in dog food...then again, u could be right
And yes, crispy. Not charbroiled to an extreme, crispy as in you pick it up off the plate and it doent wobble or waver (ugh Im gagging)
And chewy is well, the other option.
Like when the fat is still semi white
Like when you have to remove it from your fork or sandwich similar to the way a dog, uh, removes the mailman's pantleg...y'know head shaking side to side, snarling, neck is all tensed from the resistance (LOL) |
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Tue Jun 03, 2003 10:58 pm |
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XeroX
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Crispy for me.
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Finarfin
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i eat the lowerest form of life to remain healthy, therefore i have never eaten flesh of any kind (to my knowledge), so i don't know, but bacon smells horrible
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Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:39 pm |
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Shrapnel
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quote:
Originally posted by Finarfin
i eat the lowerest form of life to remain healthy, therefore i have never eaten flesh of any kind (to my knowledge), so i don't know, but bacon smells horrible
...So you're a vegetarian? What exactly is the lowerest form of life.
Like algae and paramecium?
Bacon smells horrible? Bacon is like top 10 smells of all time, ranks right above gasoline! |
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