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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, now you become one of those "smart"-asses who try to contradict the prof, although all the "facts" he presents are obviously wrong.
I wish to flow in a dreamy world with fluffy kittens, teddy bears, cute pandas, and chocoboes. |
Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:23 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but this world also has the dreaded, slobbering, black beast of Zurga that acts as a predator for this world. After all, something has to keep all those cute critters from overbreeding. Now, the slobbering, black beast of Zurga has been all alone for a very long time with nothing but these annoyingly cute creatures for company. So, when you show up, it assumes that God placed you there to make it happy. It quickly pounces on you and drags you back to it's cave. What happens next... CENSORED.
*ahem* 
I wish that I'll get the top score on my test next week. Something in the 100-90% range, please. 
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:23 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but u fail every other test u write in the futrue with 0%
i wish there would be magic in our world(real)
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:22 am |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted:
code:
Object magic = world(real);
I wish for pics of Val, dressing up as a fluffy kitten, and waiting to be sacrificed for the black beast Zurga. |
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:05 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you now have a picture of me in a fluffy, tiger kitten suit, tied up and sitting in front of the black beast of Zurga's cave. The next picture shows me in my magic, fluffy, tiger kitten suit with one foot planted on the oozing, severed head of the black beast of Zurga. In one hand I hold an impossibly huge anime-style sword that's dripping blood and I have a big grin on my face.
Yay! My plan to rescue you worked! 
Hmm... that's almost worth drawing...
I wish that I will score 100% on every test I take.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:08 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but no one takes u serius cuz u wear fluffy kitty dress so they dont give u the test
i wish vienna was slovenien town
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:23 pm |
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
Granted, U.S.A has changed it's name into Slovenia. It now rules every town and city in the world. Yawn.
I wish my digital camera could take movies with actual sound.
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I choose NOT to have a sig!
You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
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Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:26 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but it cant take visual recordings
i wish i had a pearl from the musem of austria
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:35 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you steal it and are caught by the guards two minutes later.
I wish everyone wore fluffy, kitten suits so I'll be taken seriously again.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:56 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted we all wear fluffy kitten suits but because the zipper on ur cloth is broken u cant take it off so when u need to piss u piss all over urself cuz of that zipper anf now u have a huge yellow stain and again nobody takes u serius
i wish i wouldnt be as sleepy
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:20 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted. Someone stabs on your butt, so you are not sleepy anymore.
I wish that everyone would dress up as Bonta-kuns:
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Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:36 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted we all dress like him but because of that he gets very aggitated so he kills himself and we all dress as we please again
i wish i would knew why val left the rpgdot shadows
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:52 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, I didn't have the time for it anymore. And I still don't. 
I wish that I had more time to do what I want.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:45 pm |
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Cm
Sentinel of Light
Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
Granted, you find a small stop watch with the unusual power to stop time! You have been enjoying the wonders of it for weeks, while the rest of us have struggled through a few hours of normal chaos. However you now have a small problem. Last time you used it, you took a trip and when you got back, you can't find the watch!!
Now all your new found free time is being used to hunt for a watch so you will have someone to talk to!!!!
Wish I could just get my brain to focus for a week.
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=Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Member of Worshippers of the Written Word=
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
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Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:04 am |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted. You are given a set of yoga exercises, which help you set your mind in focus. However, as excited as you can be ...
you are stuck like this for a week, as you cannot find anyone to help you. So have fun *um...* thinking!
I wish for a pair of fluffy bunny slippers that is not sold in black beast of Zurga's stomach. |
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Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:49 pm |
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