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MoLoK
Village Dweller
Joined: 24 Mar 2002
Posts: 2
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I've just played the game once but i have also, like almost everybody, got rid of Mud. I decided to do this because he wanted to talk to me while I was fighting for my life. Anyway, I gave him a few hits & he ran away - I ran after. To my surprise he was so shocked that he went the wrong way -straight into the nest of 4 snappers (the ones near Cavalorn). I laughed & laughed as I saw them rip him to pieces... VERY funny!
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Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:15 pm |
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-Rattlesnake-
Guards Lieutenant
Joined: 24 Mar 2002
Posts: 165
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Orcs don't like Mud too much.
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Wake this one unto the stinging lash
Every man rise from the ash
Each betrayal begins with trust
Every man returns to dust
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Mr. Mud
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 10 Feb 2002
Posts: 33
Location: Old Camp |
And I don't like Orcs too much either
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"I like children. If they're properly cooked." William Claude Dukenfield |
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Sun Mar 24, 2002 6:03 pm |
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LexXx
He who has no title
Joined: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 488
Location: the Netherlands |
WHO KILLED MUD! I LOVE MUD...
WHEN HE'S A DEAD GUY!!  |
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Sun Mar 24, 2002 6:32 pm |
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Major Malfunkshin
Village Dweller
Joined: 25 Mar 2002
Posts: 14
Location: Illinois, U.S. |
I don't understand how there's a Mrs. Mud. Mud has latent homosexual tendencies. He's always asking me if there's some "quiet place" we can go and "talk." These advances have made me a little uncomfortable at times, but there was one time that Mud and I were walking past the arena and he asked again if we could talk. I accepted that maybe he had some interesting info on how to join the OC a little faster than having to take on all those quests from the OC crew, and gladly walked into a side chamber of the arena to inquire about said information. He said nothing at all of any interest, but when he talked to me again inside, he kind of panted when he talked. I quickly pressed the tilde key to unsheath my Fists of Homophobia to knock that little "happy" guy smart and proceeded to jab and uppercut him until he fell over. Mud came to shortly thereafter and told me that he wanted nothing to do with me. It turns out that I'm really into hitting people. There's a masochism tango going on between myself and Mud. I drop by daily and punch him once or twice until he falls over. Sometimes he runs away, but when I visit him later, we sit and drink Rice Schnapps and enjoy stories of our delightful "sessions." I never killed him. I kind of enjoy hitting him until he passes out from the pain.
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Kicked right in the brain,
but I come bouncin of the floor.
If you take a bite out of my mind,
you'd find it's rotten to the core. |
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Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:44 am |
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Major Malfunkshin
Village Dweller
Joined: 25 Mar 2002
Posts: 14
Location: Illinois, U.S. |
I don't understand how there's a Mrs. Mud. Mud has latent homosexual tendencies. He's always asking me if there's some "quiet place" we can go and "talk." These advances have made me a little uncomfortable at times, but there was one time that Mud and I were walking past the arena and he asked again if we could talk. I accepted that maybe he had some interesting info on how to join the OC a little faster than having to take on all those quests from the OC crew, and gladly walked into a side chamber of the arena to inquire about said information. He said nothing at all of any interest, but when he talked to me again inside, he kind of panted when he talked. I quickly pressed the tilde key to unsheath my Fists of Homophobia to knock that little "happy" guy smart and proceeded to jab and uppercut him until he fell over. Mud came to shortly thereafter and told me that he wanted nothing to do with me. It turns out that I'm really into hitting people. There's a masochism tango going on between myself and Mud. I drop by daily and punch him once or twice until he falls over. Sometimes he runs away, but when I visit him later, we sit and drink Rice Schnapps and enjoy stories of our delightful "sessions." I never killed him. I kind of enjoy hitting him until he passes out from the pain.
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Kicked right in the brain,
but I come bouncin of the floor.
If you take a bite out of my mind,
you'd find it's rotten to the core. |
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Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:44 am |
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Major Malfunkshin
Village Dweller
Joined: 25 Mar 2002
Posts: 14
Location: Illinois, U.S. |
I don't understand how there's a Mrs. Mud. Mud has latent homosexual tendencies. He's always asking me if there's some "quiet place" we can go and "talk." These advances have made me a little uncomfortable at times, but there was one time that Mud and I were walking past the arena and he asked again if we could talk. I accepted that maybe he had some interesting info on how to join the OC a little faster than having to take on all those quests from the OC crew, and gladly walked into a side chamber of the arena to inquire about said information. He said nothing at all of any interest, but when he talked to me again inside, he kind of panted when he talked. I quickly pressed the tilde key to unsheath my Fists of Homophobia to knock that little "happy" guy smart and proceeded to jab and uppercut him until he fell over. Mud came to shortly thereafter and told me that he wanted nothing to do with me. It turns out that I'm really into hitting people. There's a masochism tango going on between myself and Mud. I drop by daily and punch him once or twice until he falls over. Sometimes he runs away, but when I visit him later, we sit and drink Rice Schnapps and enjoy stories of our delightful "sessions." I never killed him. I kind of enjoy hitting him until he passes out from the pain.
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Kicked right in the brain,
but I come bouncin of the floor.
If you take a bite out of my mind,
you'd find it's rotten to the core. |
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Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:44 am |
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Major Malfunkshin
Village Dweller
Joined: 25 Mar 2002
Posts: 14
Location: Illinois, U.S. |
I don't understand how there's a Mrs. Mud. Mud has latent homosexual tendencies. He's always asking me if there's some "quiet place" we can go and "talk." These advances have made me a little uncomfortable at times, but there was one time that Mud and I were walking past the arena and he asked again if we could talk. I accepted that maybe he had some interesting info on how to join the OC a little faster than having to take on all those quests from the OC crew, and gladly walked into a side chamber of the arena to inquire about said information. He said nothing at all of any interest, but when he talked to me again inside, he kind of panted when he talked. I quickly pressed the tilde key to unsheath my Fists of Homophobia to knock that little "happy" guy smart and proceeded to jab and uppercut him until he fell over. Mud came to shortly thereafter and told me that he wanted nothing to do with me. It turns out that I'm really into hitting people. There's a masochism tango going on between myself and Mud. I drop by daily and punch him once or twice until he falls over. Sometimes he runs away, but when I visit him later, we sit and drink Rice Schnapps and enjoy stories of our delightful "sessions." I never killed him. I kind of enjoy hitting him until he passes out from the pain.
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Kicked right in the brain,
but I come bouncin of the floor.
If you take a bite out of my mind,
you'd find it's rotten to the core. |
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Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:44 am |
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Major Malfunkshin
Village Dweller
Joined: 25 Mar 2002
Posts: 14
Location: Illinois, U.S. |
I'm terribly sorry about the flooding, but my browser messed up when I was trying to send. Please accept my apologies. |
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Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:45 am |
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DzD
Unknown
Joined: 12 Mar 2002
Posts: 7140
Location: Sweden |
Donīt worry you wrote alot. SO I think you donīt have to worry. |
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Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:18 pm |
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