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TrUmaNshO
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 15 May 2002
Posts: 110
Location: Quebec |
.....when you ask for a rice schnaps at your local bar |
Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:22 pm |
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Chekote
Where’s my Banana?!?!
Joined: 08 Mar 2002
Posts: 1540
Location: Dont know, looks kind of green |
When you fall through the floor into an abyss of nothingness
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IMHO my opinion is humble |
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Tue Mar 16, 2004 6:38 pm |
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Angelo
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 13 Sep 2003
Posts: 108
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...when trying to find a lockpick while standing infront of a locked door 
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Team wins a war, not an individual. |
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Tue Mar 16, 2004 6:58 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler
Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
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If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
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Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:02 pm |
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Graham 2
High Emperor
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 795
Location: Preston/England |
when you eat 200 chunks of raw meat and think that you won't die from salmonela or ecoli
when you start washing in a pond
when someone walks into your house and you shout "Get out of here or I'll call the guards!"
When you ask a shop keeper to "show me your wares."
This is the best thread in the world.
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R.I.P "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
1966 - 2004 |
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Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:05 am |
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Joeman
Protector of the Realm
Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 254
Location: USA |
At work when my login password is about to expire, I changed it to tetriandoch. 
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Arguing over the internet is like competing in special olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded. |
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Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:06 pm |
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EDV
High Emperor
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
Posts: 654
Location: The Netherlands |
When this website is your homepage.  |
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Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:46 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
quote:
Originally posted by Joeman
At work when my login password is about to expire, I changed it to tetriandoch.
Lol! One of the passwords I use at school is also "tetriandoch"
. . . when you find youself wearing nothing but green cargo pants and an undershirt.
. . . when you hit women with swords or blunt instruments, thinking it won't hurt them.
. . . when you smoke weed and expect it to give you a mana bonus.
. . . when the bouncer outside a bar stops you, you say "I'm a scraper, and I'm thirsty!"
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OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
=Member of numerous usergroups=
=Active in none of them=
Mediocreties, I absolve you! |
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Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:51 pm |
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Uocjat
High Emperor
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 706
Location: deep in the dungons of area 51 |
when you knock people down and dont understand why you cant activate their inventory
when you go downtown to find someone who can help you improve your one or two handed figthing skill
when after beating up like 100 bugs in the forest dont understand why you dont get level up
when you big shot wont let you in some palace and you try to bribe him whit 1000 ore nuggets
when you dont understand why it takes so long to get to the next lay when you dont just fall asleep at once when you lie in bed
when you start to run into everybodys house looking for a cheast or just take anything that looks like it can be sold
when go to your local dealer asking for swampweed
when you try to jump off a 5 meters high cliff and dont understand why it hurts when you land
when you try to walk on even the smallest branch of a tree
when you dont understand why the local merchant wont buy a few razor blades and some teeth from a wolf
when you hunt around old tunnels for minecrawlers to get that new armor
when you start to think that cars are some big means level 300 monster and try to kill it whit a heavy branch
when you do something really stupid and just think .. oh well i can always load a savegame .. |
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Sun Mar 28, 2004 12:25 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
. . . when you skin the neighbor's dog and try to sell him the skin.
. . . when you answer the door with "How often have I told you bastards not to run through my hut?"
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OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
=Member of numerous usergroups=
=Active in none of them=
Mediocreties, I absolve you! |
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Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:36 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
. . . when you write a paper about how it is impossible to put torches out.
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OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
=Member of numerous usergroups=
=Active in none of them=
Mediocreties, I absolve you! |
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Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:01 pm |
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Graham 2
High Emperor
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 795
Location: Preston/England |
When you threatan a cartographer because Diego said that you should give me a map to the old mine.
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R.I.P "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
1966 - 2004 |
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Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:05 pm |
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Chekote
Where’s my Banana?!?!
Joined: 08 Mar 2002
Posts: 1540
Location: Dont know, looks kind of green |
When you try to use your mouse to swim in a real pool, and just end up pivoting around your waist until you drown.
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IMHO my opinion is humble |
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Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:45 pm |
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Razer
Guards Lieutenant
Joined: 31 Aug 2003
Posts: 153
Location: Iasi Romania |
When you start telling friends:Take to your camp!
When you drink a speed potion so you won't miss the train
When your hand catches on fire and you think you prepared a fire arrow scroll
When you put all of your money in the middle of the street thinking the money are safer there if you get beaten
When you mistake a grizzly for a troll
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WORK ORC |
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Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:00 am |
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kriksa
Baron of the Court
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 328
Location: Estonia |
-when u start searching for an esc key, so that u can load a previous situation
-when u can actually cast spells
-when u draw pentagrams in churches
-when u just run and run and run and dont get tired
-when u can swim and dive with a huge two-handed sword and crossbow on ur back |
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