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Dbesing
Noble Knight
Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Posts: 222
Location: Texas |
You've played to much when your girlfriend slaps you across the face, after you say Get to work slave and wash the floor for gomez
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oE|Crusader
Village Leader
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 93
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when your shocked that cutting someone up with a sword actually killed them
when you are totally shocked that you killed someone with one arrow
when you see a bmw and say "i wonder where i can buy that scroll"
when you go to the hospital you give everyone strong beer and dont expect them to die
when you belive you can drink 30 bottles of wine and smoke weed all night with no after effects
when the cops come after you you go to sleep and expect them to stop
when you expect to see the old mine listed on maps
when you see someone getting killed with a sword it seems perfectly normal to you |
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Thu Apr 10, 2003 8:04 am |
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Cm
Sentinel of Light
Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
You know you've played too much Gothic when:
You got to Church and wait outside for O'Berion to come out.
You go to the refrigerator and won't eat because there are no legs of meat.
You wake up wondering if your character slept better than you did last night.
You look at the beer in the store and try to remember who would give you the most ore for it.
You see your mate after a fight and wonder how many exps you could earn for ending their existance.
You have battle cramps in your fingers and can't get up from the sitting position any more. |
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Fri Apr 11, 2003 3:47 am |
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hoyp
High Emperor
Joined: 02 Oct 2002
Posts: 501
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When you eat 30 apples after you break your arm and expect it to heal. |
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Fri Apr 11, 2003 4:45 am |
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Toaster
Bread Alert
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
...when you eat 40 clubs of raw meat and expects to feel better.
...when you make a somersault with a bow at your back and expect don't getting hurt.
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Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:29 pm |
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gdgrimm
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 21 Apr 2003
Posts: 110
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... your girlfriend takes you to a fancy restuarant for your birthday, you order the "ragout of wild mushrooms, toasted brioche, and soft goat cheese" appetizer, and when it arrives, you KNOW that there must be some mistake -- it's supposed to have some meat with the mushrooms, not cheese.
BTW, Snaf is right -- it IS very tasty!! |
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Tue May 06, 2003 8:51 pm |
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Scribbles
Unsent
Joined: 25 Apr 2003
Posts: 1063
Location: Spokane, WA. US of A |
-When you go to the DavenPort Hotel and ask the Doorman where the Golems are
-When you are told to kill someone to get a job interview
-When you buy a copy of "Ore Smelting for Dummies"
-When you meet a man named Stone and ask him for Heavy Guards Armor
-When you buy very expensive jewelry expecting it to protect you from fire
-When you see a big fat ugly hair guy holding a picket sign and attack him thinking he is and orc
-When you ask your friends if you can get a teleport rune to their livingroom
-When you go to the store and pay for things with stuff you have collected in your backyard and things you beat people up to get
-When you drink a Coke and think your broken are will be healed
-When you go to Mr.Rags and ask where you can find the Shadows Armor
-When you meet a man named Gomez and kick his ass and walk away
-When your best friends are named Milton, Diego, Xardas, Gorn, and Lester
-Whenever you hear a screeching sound you turn around expecting a horde of Harpies to attack you
-When your School Principals name is Xardas, Saturas, or Corristo
there, thats all i can think of now
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Tue May 06, 2003 9:21 pm |
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Scribbles
Unsent
Joined: 25 Apr 2003
Posts: 1063
Location: Spokane, WA. US of A |
Thought of some more!!
-When your boss' secretary is a demon
-When you expect to be able to walk through a low doorway with a longbow on your back
-When you learn that Shadowbeasts arnt real so you fall into a depression, never leaving your house and doing nothing but playing RPG's
-When you pluck the feathers off all your chickens and tell your friends that you raise scavangers
-Whenever you sit down you expect some chick to come up to you and fan you with a palm frond
-When you dress your little brother in a monkey costume and give him a club as his halloween costume
-When you draw an "F8" button and think you can jump off a cliff and push it and be fine
-When you run into doors and say, "What happened? I pushed "K"."
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Wed May 07, 2003 9:33 pm |
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Dbesing
Noble Knight
Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Posts: 222
Location: Texas |
when u read all of scribbles notes, or are able to think of that many lol
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Wed May 07, 2003 9:59 pm |
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Shmaugus
High Emperor
Joined: 20 May 2003
Posts: 493
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when you open a box in a cave with a key that you bought for 30 blue-painted rocks |
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Tue May 20, 2003 11:12 pm |
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Bartacus
Il Buono
Joined: 24 May 2003
Posts: 4706
Location: Belgium Flemmish part |
When you say "o" to person and think you 'v possesed him. |
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Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:35 pm |
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Iron Man
Dazed and Confused
Joined: 07 Dec 2002
Posts: 773
Location: Location Location |
When you see a mine with a notice "closed due to crawler infestations"
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Sat Jun 07, 2003 10:10 am |
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Nameless_Hero
Village Dweller
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 10
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when instead of saying "goodbye" to people, you start saying "May you return in one piece!" |
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Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:19 am |
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Nameless_Hero
Village Dweller
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 10
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when you rename your best friends Diego, Milton, Lester, and Gorn |
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Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:51 am |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler
Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
quote:
Originally posted by Scribbles
-When you meet a man named Stone and ask him for Heavy Guards Armor
Ive met a man named Rock but never a Stone... maybe thats his brother 
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If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
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