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Dbesing
Noble Knight
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You've played to much when your girlfriend slaps you across the face, after you say Get to work slave and wash the floor for gomez
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Post Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:58 pm
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oE|Crusader
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when your shocked that cutting someone up with a sword actually killed them

when you are totally shocked that you killed someone with one arrow

when you see a bmw and say "i wonder where i can buy that scroll"

when you go to the hospital you give everyone strong beer and dont expect them to die

when you belive you can drink 30 bottles of wine and smoke weed all night with no after effects

when the cops come after you you go to sleep and expect them to stop

when you expect to see the old mine listed on maps

when you see someone getting killed with a sword it seems perfectly normal to you
Post Thu Apr 10, 2003 8:04 am
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Cm
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Too Much Gothic
   

You know you've played too much Gothic when:
You got to Church and wait outside for O'Berion to come out.
You go to the refrigerator and won't eat because there are no legs of meat.
You wake up wondering if your character slept better than you did last night.
You look at the beer in the store and try to remember who would give you the most ore for it.
You see your mate after a fight and wonder how many exps you could earn for ending their existance.
You have battle cramps in your fingers and can't get up from the sitting position any more.
Post Fri Apr 11, 2003 3:47 am
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hoyp
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Joined: 02 Oct 2002
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When you eat 30 apples after you break your arm and expect it to heal.
Post Fri Apr 11, 2003 4:45 am
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Toaster
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Joined: 27 Jan 2003
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Location: Sweden
   

...when you eat 40 clubs of raw meat and expects to feel better.
...when you make a somersault with a bow at your back and expect don't getting hurt.
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gdgrimm
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... your girlfriend takes you to a fancy restuarant for your birthday, you order the "ragout of wild mushrooms, toasted brioche, and soft goat cheese" appetizer, and when it arrives, you KNOW that there must be some mistake -- it's supposed to have some meat with the mushrooms, not cheese.

BTW, Snaf is right -- it IS very tasty!!
Post Tue May 06, 2003 8:51 pm
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Scribbles
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Location: Spokane, WA. US of A
   

-When you go to the DavenPort Hotel and ask the Doorman where the Golems are

-When you are told to kill someone to get a job interview

-When you buy a copy of "Ore Smelting for Dummies"

-When you meet a man named Stone and ask him for Heavy Guards Armor

-When you buy very expensive jewelry expecting it to protect you from fire

-When you see a big fat ugly hair guy holding a picket sign and attack him thinking he is and orc

-When you ask your friends if you can get a teleport rune to their livingroom

-When you go to the store and pay for things with stuff you have collected in your backyard and things you beat people up to get

-When you drink a Coke and think your broken are will be healed

-When you go to Mr.Rags and ask where you can find the Shadows Armor

-When you meet a man named Gomez and kick his ass and walk away

-When your best friends are named Milton, Diego, Xardas, Gorn, and Lester

-Whenever you hear a screeching sound you turn around expecting a horde of Harpies to attack you

-When your School Principals name is Xardas, Saturas, or Corristo

there, thats all i can think of now
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Post Tue May 06, 2003 9:21 pm
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Scribbles
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Location: Spokane, WA. US of A
   

Thought of some more!!

-When your boss' secretary is a demon

-When you expect to be able to walk through a low doorway with a longbow on your back

-When you learn that Shadowbeasts arnt real so you fall into a depression, never leaving your house and doing nothing but playing RPG's

-When you pluck the feathers off all your chickens and tell your friends that you raise scavangers

-Whenever you sit down you expect some chick to come up to you and fan you with a palm frond

-When you dress your little brother in a monkey costume and give him a club as his halloween costume

-When you draw an "F8" button and think you can jump off a cliff and push it and be fine

-When you run into doors and say, "What happened? I pushed "K"."
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Post Wed May 07, 2003 9:33 pm
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Noble Knight
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when u read all of scribbles notes, or are able to think of that many lol
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Post Wed May 07, 2003 9:59 pm
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Shmaugus
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when you open a box in a cave with a key that you bought for 30 blue-painted rocks
Post Tue May 20, 2003 11:12 pm
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Bartacus
Il Buono
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Location: Belgium Flemmish part
   

When you say "o" to person and think you 'v possesed him.
Post Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:35 pm
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Iron Man
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When you see a mine with a notice "closed due to crawler infestations"
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Post Sat Jun 07, 2003 10:10 am
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Nameless_Hero
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when instead of saying "goodbye" to people, you start saying "May you return in one piece!"
Post Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:19 am
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Nameless_Hero
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when you rename your best friends Diego, Milton, Lester, and Gorn
Post Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:51 am
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Korplem
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Joined: 23 Dec 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Scribbles

-When you meet a man named Stone and ask him for Heavy Guards Armor



Ive met a man named Rock but never a Stone... maybe thats his brother
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Post Mon Jun 23, 2003 10:19 am
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