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Darrius Cole
Most Exalted Highlord
Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 406
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Granted, you decide. But, you make a perfect "0" (F-) on your paper....and you flunk your class.
I wish someone would tell me what the blocks underneath our names mean.
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Always with you what can not be done. Hear you nothing that I say? - Master Yoda
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:04 pm |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
I told you, but you didn't hear it.
I wish that download would speed up - I don't pay the DSL fees for nothing! |
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:11 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you move to a cheap, cramped, dirty apartment close to the central office. Your download speed is now greatly improved. Unfortunately, you how share your bed with cockroaches.
I wish the dog across the street didn't start barking as soon as the sun goes down.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:25 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend
Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted. He starts 5 minutes earlier.
(that was toooo easy).
I wish for .... ummm ..... I wish that the dog across the street from Val would never bark when Val would find it annoying.
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=Just plain clueless= |
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:31 pm |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
Granted. It howls all the time now.
I wish this day -- or night -- wouldn't end. |
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:37 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend
Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted. The howling dog keeps Val from sleeping, so she logs on to the dot, and PM's you the funniest joke you've ever heard ... so funny in fact that your brain goes into an endless 7 dimensional loop. You are stuck in time, forced to relive only the joke. Over and over and over again for the rest of eternity.
I wish I hadn't eaten that ice cream bar I just finished.
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:38 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted. *gets a remote control and does a fast-backward to Lintra* Eww... You puke out an ice-cream bar. Nasty! *runs away scared*
I wish for orange soap bar. |
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:22 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend
Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted. As a bonus you get a pail of warm water and a scrub brush. Guess what? You get to clean up the regurgitated ice cream bar! Hurray!!
I wish for a good strategic board game on the Napoleanic wars, slightly more complex than the old AH 1812, but not quite as MP focused as Empires in Arms.
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:11 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but u cant afford to play it
i wish i woldnt get a pernametnt ban on jowood(i think i got it)
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:36 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, it is now only semi-permanent. You have been granted read access to the forum, but you cannot post. Thus, you are able to read all of the bad things they say about you after your banning.
I wish I could just download the information from books into my brain.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:19 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted. As well, you can download voices of the barking dog, and a random voice sample will be played from your stomach when a person says “pop”. What an impressive feat to show off in parties! Now Val makes me jealous...
I wish for pictures of Kamahl’s emo-cut on his hand, after his ban from some random board. |
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:53 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
well granted but cuz i dont really understand what is it that u want i cant really spoil it
i wish that i would find out for how long my banning will lasto n jowood(i found out it wasnt a per)
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:42 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, but people here are annoyed by your whining about whatever ban you have, so they ban your from RPGDot, permanently.
I wish that my landlord would have told me earlier that the garbage collection day was changed to Wednesday. |
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:07 pm |
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tolgerias
High Emperor
Joined: 15 Jul 2004
Posts: 770
Location: The Netherlands |
Granted he told you it was changed to wednesday and after that he changed it again, to tuesday. hurray!
I wish to be immume to all insect bites 
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If you can't debate without namecalling then don't bother visiting us. -Myrthos |
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:16 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you are swarmed by insects (bees, flies, mosquitos, etc) that land on you and follow you everywhere. They never harm you, but they attack anyone that comes near you. For public safety you and your insects are locked away, never to be free again.
I wish I could find a community service project that I could use for my Unix Admin class.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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