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rhettburns
Village Dweller
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Joined: 28 Nov 2001
Posts: 16
Location: usa
   

..you go to your local drug dealer and ask him if he can score you some northern dark

..although quite digusted by the recipe for meatbug ragout, you still wish you could taste it.

Post Sun Dec 09, 2001 5:54 pm
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albundy
Eager Tradesman
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Joined: 04 Dec 2001
Posts: 35
   

you go outside and you start making these weird slow-motion movements whenever u turn to look around, waiting for data to compeletely load up in front of you.
Post Mon Dec 10, 2001 10:57 am
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Ragnar
High Emperor
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Joined: 30 Oct 2001
Posts: 486
Location: NJ USA
   

You prefer hang’n out with a bunch of skeletons instead of your buddies...



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Sylvio
Post Mon Dec 10, 2001 4:32 pm
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gorbajev
Village Dweller
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Joined: 23 Jan 2002
Posts: 1
Location: Atlanta
   

You know youve been playing to much gothic when ...

You walk up to complete strangers and announce ...

Hi, I'm new here.
Post Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:11 pm
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NecroDancer
Protector of the Realm
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Joined: 23 Dec 2001
Posts: 252
   

Funny stuff here! LOL.
You know you've played Gothic too much when..

Instead of walking from place to place, you teleport, or in marvin mode hit "k" and fly to next destination.
Post Wed Jan 23, 2002 11:08 pm
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Cold_Brains
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Joined: 09 Jan 2002
Posts: 23
Location: Sydney, Australia
   

You walk through a busy mall yelling 'May I PASS' to people anywhere in front of you;

You try to pick up stuff when three feet away;

You pull out a weapon just so you can run sideways;

You jump into a river fully clothed, then die being unable to simply point your head to the surface and keep going there

Post Thu Jan 24, 2002 5:24 am
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Ralen_Sharr
Village Dweller
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Joined: 30 Dec 2001
Posts: 17
   

You know you have been playing WAY too much Gothic when.....

the only way someone can wake you up is by yelling "SLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEPPPEEEEERRRRRR AAAAAWWWWWAAAAAAAKKKEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!"
Post Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:44 am
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Chyren
Head Merchant
Head Merchant




Joined: 17 Jan 2002
Posts: 60
Location: Malta
   

You know you have been playin too much gothic when you see or hear the word Gomes drives you nuts and ya want to kill the guy hehheehehhe and suddenly all gomesis of the world become Gothic Fanatic enemy no 1
Post Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:44 am
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wesmjohn
Baron of the Court
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Joined: 27 Dec 2001
Posts: 326
Location: Kentucky
   

...you spend hours a day compulsively talking about the game on a forum.

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Post Tue Jan 29, 2002 6:00 pm
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
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Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot
   

...when your computer crashes* and you tell him, "Well, then we're not friends anymore.**"

I'm doing this already.

*(Happens about six times a day)
**At least in the German version this is what Bloodwyn tells you if you choose not to pay him his daily 10 ore anymore)
Post Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:00 pm
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Bigpapa
Stranger from north
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Joined: 22 Oct 2001
Posts: 930
Location: Strange place.
   

I know now that i've played this game too much
Post Wed Jan 30, 2002 6:18 am
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Roach
SBR Belfry Bat
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Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 3233
   

...when you want to walk through a door, instead of opening it you raise your arms in a nice pose for a couple seconds then try to squeeze underneath.

...you walk by the Victoria's Secret in the mall and wonder how mud would look in that shear lacy thing.
Post Wed Jan 30, 2002 7:12 am
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Roach
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Joined: 20 Jan 2002
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...when you are arrested on a busy street corner for solicitation after the police missunderstand your demand for 'ten ore.'

...when you walk around at night with a torch, and are genuinely surprised when sticking your torch in someone’s face ignites their facial hair.

*for kids*...when the school bully, who outweighs you by about a hundred pounds, charges you and you think, 'no problem I'll just use a scroll to shrink him.'

...when you get food poisoning from trying to cook one hundred raw turkey legs over a camp fire in less than 30 seconds.
Post Wed Jan 30, 2002 8:53 am
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Roach
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Joined: 20 Jan 2002
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...when you go back to your Old Camp (summer or boy scout) and slaughter everyone.
Post Wed Jan 30, 2002 4:48 pm
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Max Killen
Exalted Potentate
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Joined: 04 Dec 2001
Posts: 1112
Location: Why not Minot?
   

You know you've been playing to much gothic when ...

You can't take the time out of the game to answer this post


Post Wed Jan 30, 2002 5:14 pm
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