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Short Ode to Hobbling Borris
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Badger
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Short Ode to Hobbling Borris
   

Oft forgotten, Hobbling Boris.
Shoulders your weight as he limps through the Forrest.
No thought of Reward, no thought of pleasure.
Staggering under your ill-gotten treasure.
Indigenous not, to the places you wander.
Living in fear of the time you might blunder.
Into some castle or labyrinth where,
The goblins might stab him or set light to his hair.
Or put on a spit and turned over a fire,
His potential fate, since you were the buyer.
Yet giving no heed, when his future seems bleak,
Ever onward he burdens, though his knees have turned weak.
His view of the world is less than arty,
Limited to the backs of your party.
Unless of course the enemy swarms thick,
When of course he’s expected to lend you his kick.
Still steadfast Hobbling Boris from spring to December,
Ever your loyalist party member.
Secure in the knowledge that while you don’t beat him,
If you’re hungry enough you would cheerfully eat him.
Post Thu May 02, 2002 1:35 pm
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Danicek
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Cool .
Post Thu May 02, 2002 2:36 pm
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Val
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Beautiful!
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Post Thu May 02, 2002 3:32 pm
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DzD
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HaHaHaHaHa
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Post Thu May 02, 2002 3:34 pm
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Jaz
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Sweet .
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Post Thu May 02, 2002 5:14 pm
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Gig
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Some folks!
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Post Fri May 03, 2002 11:19 am
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Crawdaddy79
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That makes me... cry.

Poor Boris....

I never realized.

From this day forward I am a mule LOVER!!!!

Yes! A lover of mules...

Take that however you want.
Post Fri May 03, 2002 11:25 am
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Val
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I'll go ahead and take that the wrong way then.
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Post Fri May 03, 2002 5:21 pm
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Crawdaddy79
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You CAN'T!!!! I CLAIMED IT FIRST!!!!
Post Sat May 04, 2002 12:15 am
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DzD
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She can do anything. She is a guardian.
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Written by - dteowner
Post Sat May 04, 2002 12:41 am
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Val
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Not "anything" DzD.
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