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Badger
Stripey Forest Dweller
Joined: 18 Mar 2002
Posts: 924
Location: UK |
| Short Ode to Hobbling Borris |
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Oft forgotten, Hobbling Boris.
Shoulders your weight as he limps through the Forrest.
No thought of Reward, no thought of pleasure.
Staggering under your ill-gotten treasure.
Indigenous not, to the places you wander.
Living in fear of the time you might blunder.
Into some castle or labyrinth where,
The goblins might stab him or set light to his hair.
Or put on a spit and turned over a fire,
His potential fate, since you were the buyer.
Yet giving no heed, when his future seems bleak,
Ever onward he burdens, though his knees have turned weak.
His view of the world is less than arty,
Limited to the backs of your party.
Unless of course the enemy swarms thick,
When of course he’s expected to lend you his kick.
Still steadfast Hobbling Boris from spring to December,
Ever your loyalist party member.
Secure in the knowledge that while you don’t beat him,
If you’re hungry enough you would cheerfully eat him. |
Thu May 02, 2002 1:35 pm |
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Danicek
The Old One
Joined: 15 Dec 2001
Posts: 5922
Location: Czech Republic |
Cool  . |
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Thu May 02, 2002 2:36 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
 Beautiful!
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
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Thu May 02, 2002 3:32 pm |
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DzD
Unknown
Joined: 12 Mar 2002
Posts: 7140
Location: Sweden |
 HaHaHaHaHa
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There once was a youngster, DzD
Whose avatars numbered infinity
But I must admit
His latest, a hit
Cuz the Little One's a mystery to me
Written by - dteowner |
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Thu May 02, 2002 3:34 pm |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Sweet .
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Jaz |
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Thu May 02, 2002 5:14 pm |
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Gig
Southern Spirit
Joined: 20 Feb 2002
Posts: 3226
Location: NFG Headquarters |
 Some folks! 
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''Perhaps I'm old and tired but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.''--Slartibartfast |
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Fri May 03, 2002 11:19 am |
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Crawdaddy79
Village Leader
Joined: 24 Apr 2002
Posts: 84
Location: USA |
That makes me... cry.
Poor Boris....
I never realized.
From this day forward I am a mule LOVER!!!!
Yes! A lover of mules...
Take that however you want. |
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Fri May 03, 2002 11:25 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
I'll go ahead and take that the wrong way then.  
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Fri May 03, 2002 5:21 pm |
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Crawdaddy79
Village Leader
Joined: 24 Apr 2002
Posts: 84
Location: USA |
You CAN'T!!!! I CLAIMED IT FIRST!!!! |
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Sat May 04, 2002 12:15 am |
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DzD
Unknown
Joined: 12 Mar 2002
Posts: 7140
Location: Sweden |
She can do anything. She is a guardian. 
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There once was a youngster, DzD
Whose avatars numbered infinity
But I must admit
His latest, a hit
Cuz the Little One's a mystery to me
Written by - dteowner |
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Sat May 04, 2002 12:41 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Not "anything" DzD.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Sat May 04, 2002 12:48 am |
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