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| What is the best pet? |
| Cats |
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31% |
[ 12 ] |
| Dogs |
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55% |
[ 21 ] |
| Both |
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10% |
[ 4 ] |
| Neither |
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2% |
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Ammon777
Warrior for Heaven
Joined: 20 Apr 2002
Posts: 2011
Location: United States |
| in defense of the cat (here kitty kitty!) |
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yeaaaaahhhh, riiiiiigggggghhhht...
Cats are dignified, beautiful creatures. Ask the ancient Egyptians. They didnt venerate the muts, they respected the felines. And dogs are almost always butt-ugly, DROOLING, can be aggressive to the point of killing people, and act like little psychos on speed that lick your face and poop on the lawn. No thanks! CATS RULE! DOGS DROOL! hahaha 
Last edited by Ammon777 on Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:43 pm; edited 1 time in total |
Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:38 pm |
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Ammon777
Warrior for Heaven
Joined: 20 Apr 2002
Posts: 2011
Location: United States |
| in defense of the cat (continued...) |
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and show me a dog that can purr... the best thing the dog can do when relaxed, is hump on your leg or piss on the walls, LOL.
btw, if you fix the male cat, he stops his scent-inducing pissing contest and is actually a very loving companion that doesnt smell as bad as a dog because HIS POOP IS MUCH SMALLER. thank you, thank you. |
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Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:42 pm |
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Graham 2
High Emperor
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 795
Location: Preston/England |
I asked the ancient egiptions and they said that they prefered dogs, and it was aliens that built all of those cat like objects. If you think about it, it makes perfect sence. Honest 
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Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:43 pm |
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Ammon777
Warrior for Heaven
Joined: 20 Apr 2002
Posts: 2011
Location: United States |
are those the same aliens that built the pyramids? |
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Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:41 am |
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Graham 2
High Emperor
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 795
Location: Preston/England |
No they were different aliens, the kind with triangular heads, they invented the toblorone aswell.
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R.I.P "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
1966 - 2004 |
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Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:13 pm |
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piln
High Emperor
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 906
Location: Leeds, UK |
I'm a "dog person," but I kinda like cats too. Prefer 'em when they're kittens, not so keen when they get all grown-up and arrogant
I'm surprised at the poll results, I thought this place was overrun with cat people.
Did the Egyptians have a dog-headed god? |
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Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:29 pm |
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Graham 2
High Emperor
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 795
Location: Preston/England |
No the Egiptians started worshiping the trianular headed aliens, and the aliens gave unto them Whips. F*****g massive ones and using these whips they drove moses and his people out of Egypt forever. THE END
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R.I.P "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
1966 - 2004 |
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Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:53 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
No more caffeine for you.
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Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:13 pm |
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Ammon777
Warrior for Heaven
Joined: 20 Apr 2002
Posts: 2011
Location: United States |
Indeed, the Egyptians had a jackal-headed (canine-like) god named Anubis, the God of the Dead, who stood at judgement at the Scales of Justice, where your soul was weighed, to either end in the land of the Gods, or in the jaws and belly of the giant crocodile monster that they called the 'Eater of Souls.' All this is in the Book of the Dead, an ancient Egyptian ceremonial tome. |
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Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:32 pm |
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piln
High Emperor
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 906
Location: Leeds, UK |
Well, it sounds like a crackin' read!
Anubis, that's the fella I was thinking of. Has anyone seen Summer Of Sam? It features an excellent talking dog scene. Or how about the DVD by Chris Morris: "My Wrongs 8245-8249 and 117"? Hilarious (if a bit twisted) and also featuring superb talking-dog material.
I read a sci-fi novel by Mick Farren when I was a kid: "The Song Of Phaid The Gambler." Early on in the story, a guy sees a stray dog, looks into its eyes and reads its mind (gets an impression that some dangerous people are coming)... it wasn't a special ability of either the dog or man, just a way in which both species had evolved. The ensuing conversation made it clear that cats could pass on such information too, but the guy didn't like to "read" cats, because they tended to lie. In fact, the blurb on the back cover even mentioned a cat spying for the government.
Maybe Mick Farren overdid the caffeine too. |
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Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:11 pm |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
quote:
Originally posted by Ammon777
the 'Eater of Souls.'
that is so intensely awesome. 
but as far as dogs vs cats, i have yet to see an ugly dog or a beautiful cat. even those pug guys with their faces all smashed in are so happy all the time that you don't notice how repulsive they are. cats...well there is the occasional cute one, but beautiful???? dignified????? if i started being all dexterous and acting like a pompous jerk, would that make me beautiful and dignified? i think not. and while not all dogs drool profusely, i'd much rather have a little love slobber than mucus covered hair balls. and i'd also much rather have an overaffectionate friend than a friend who doesn't care whether i exist at all. and i guess craps on your lawn vs. craps in your house is a personal aesthetic...
the choice is obvious: gerbils all around! 
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Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:38 am |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler
Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
| Re: in defense of the cat (continued...) |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ammon777
show me a dog that can purr...
Actually, one of my mom's dogs will purr.
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Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:51 am |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
Actually, if you think about it, having a purring cat in your lap is like having a living vibrator in your lap. Not cool. Sure, I make it sound gross, and purring cats aren't really that bad, but I still prefer dogs. Dogs pwn cats!! 
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Fri Mar 26, 2004 6:27 pm |
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hoyp
High Emperor
Joined: 02 Oct 2002
Posts: 501
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I used to like cats, until I saw these pictures.....
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Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:14 am |
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the mighty stamar
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 602
Location: arcata ca, humboldt county |
Like a lot of people Im allergic to cats.;
So while I can pet a cat in the outdoors, I cant hang out where it lives.
So I dont have so much against cats, I cant hang out with cat people. |
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