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pink-hippo
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I have no idea what whirled peas are, but Google gives me this:


Horrific indeed. No wonder I see you get stomped by three-handed big-eyed pink-mouth greeny monsters. Sad.

I wish to be able to write in pink.
Post Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:11 pm
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Granted, however soon everything you produce in written form is pink. Those in control don't like this at all. And your checks are now being returned uncashed, as the scanners are not able to pick it up. Half the mail you send is just missing. When you call the postmaster he says the sorter can't handle the pink, and the workers claim they can't read it so it goes in the undeliverable bin. To top it off the group at the Dot forum are starting to complain LOUDLY about the pink posts!

Wish I had a laptop with wireless net connection so I can stay in bed and do this!
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Post Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:15 pm
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Val
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Granted, you're so comfortable however, that you forget that you need to go to the bathroom really, really bad. Let's just say that you don't make it.

quote:
Originally posted by Roach
edit: Oops, I almost forgot Val's cookie.

Ooo! Cookies!

I wish for a fun session of NWN next week.
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Post Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:56 pm
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~NOBODY~
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Granted, but you're not in it.

I wish I was free all day long.
Post Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:18 pm
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Val
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Granted, you are free today. You have absolutely nothing to do. As a result, you're now very bored.

I wish for a copy of Sacred Underworld.
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Post Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:28 pm
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Granted, you install the addon and as a result the game becomes just as crappy and bugged before all the patches were made (I believe it was playing when they had made patch 1.66).

I wish I could be a voice-actor and/or beta-testing for Gothic 3
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Post Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:17 pm
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Granted, you become the voice-actor for Mud in Gothic 3. You have to record 20 different dying screams for the various ways that players will be able to kill the character.

I wish for a gps wristwatch.
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Post Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:24 pm
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pink-hippo
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Granted, but for some reason, they banned you from using the GPS network, as they thought you were a terrorist. Why did they think that? Go sit at a corner and think of your actions in the past.

quote:
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You have to record 20 different dying screams for the various ways that players will be able to kill the character.


Oh, screaming in different ways. I would love to do that... I wish to be hired as Mud's voice-over.
Post Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:44 pm
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Val
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Granted, but since Mud is a guy, they require you to get a sex-change operation before you can play the part. Turns out you're perfect for the part since Mud is supposed to squeal like a little girl. However, your boyfriend bumps you and your parents disown you.

I wish that I didn't have to buy an 80 gig external hard drive for my Advanced Unix Administration course.
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Post Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:30 pm
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Granted, an 80G external hard disk comes mysteriously at your doorstep. As you plug it in, bestiality pornography pops up on your screen. After the slideshow, you have to clean up those viruses, trojan horses, worms and whatever mess that come as a bonus.

I wish for donut with fries.
Post Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:41 am
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Val
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Granted, you get a donut made of fries with sugary glaze, lots of chocolate frosting, candy sprinkles, lots of salt and smuthered in ketchup. Yum!

I wish for a good program that'll clean the crap off that external hard drive I got.
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Post Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:42 pm
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Granted, for the unheard of price of $1000 you get a crap removal program, bring it home and install. However you should have read the fine print!!

This program will cause your HD to overheat, thereby burning any crap on top of it to ash. Once done, simply dust and uninstall. (Not responsible for any damage done to files during the heating process!)

I wish someone could show me an easy way to learn Quickbooks!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:20 pm
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pink-hippo
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Sure, here is an easy way: uninstall the program.

I wish that my puppy is not vulnerable from being thrown.
Post Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:04 pm
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Val
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Granted, your puppy is made of lifeless rubber.

I wish for some ice cubes.
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Post Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:02 am
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Granted, but you almost suffocate under them.

I wish I had a better comp.
Post Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:29 am
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