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George Carlin's Theory of Life
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horst wessel
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George Carlin's Theory of Life
   

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out because you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm!
Post Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:20 pm
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Val
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I'll pass. I prefer the traditional way.
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Post Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:22 pm
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xSamhainx
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I've never liked George Carlin. At all.
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Post Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:00 am
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X-dANGEr
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Remember when you was born and everyone was happy, but you crying? Try to live your life, so that when you die, you're the one who's smiling and everyone's crying..
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Post Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:29 am
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horst wessel
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Oh, but come on.
Your most plausible option is to work hard all these years to end up half-mad in a nursig home, with a diaper and an ugly nurse over you
Post Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:13 pm
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