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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Launching it into the sun should work.
Who invented the stapler?
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
A Mongolian samurai who tries to invent a tool to shoot hawks.
A fly that cannot fly, what would it be called? |
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
A flu.
What do you call a game which stands at the boundary between a RPG and a Hack & Slash?
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You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
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Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:55 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Hack and Slash, now enhanced with crappy movies and characters.
How would you put the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
quote:
Originally posted by pink-hippo
crappy movies and characters
 But h&s games already have characters and movies [some of them not-so-crappy]
On a miniature hovercraft. 
From what games will the parts come from to make your dream game?
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I choose NOT to have a sig!
You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
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Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:24 pm |
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Knarnak
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 01 May 2005
Posts: 109
Location: Illinois |
fighting of wizardry, storyline of ff7, music from shinning force.....
does yer momma know yer gay?
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"Lord below, your abysmal horrors we call forth. Awaken! Rise up and cleanse this earth with fire." -T.B.D.M.
"You are not crazy if you talk to yourself. You are only crazy if you talk back..." -?
"Your mouth is full...full of disease. And yet, I still want to pull your teeth." -Knarnak |
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:22 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
im not gay
are you gay
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:17 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Sure, I'm feeling quite cheerful. 
Are you cheerful?
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:03 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend
Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Nah. I am actually kinda blue because (okay Val don't laugh) ...
I am ...
wait for it, you know what's coming ...
waiting for data! Yep. Once again, I am stuck at work waiting for data, watching the deadline tick closer and closer and closer ......
Why is my data always late?
(better late data than a late date though!)
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:24 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Because someone farted on the data, and they don't want to send gross stuff to you. It takes days to perfume it so it's always late.
Why is computer so hard to use?
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:25 am |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler
Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Because a mushy computer would just be ridiculous.
Why does money matter so much to women?
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If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:44 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Because in some women's minds, money equals a degree of stability. No money = scrub. "We don't want no scrubs."
@Lintra: Poor Lintra. That cruel data always makes you wait. 
When will Night of the Raven be released in the U.S.?
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:32 pm |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock
Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
It will come in the "All-in-one-Gothic"-box, together with Gothic 1, 2 and 3. But that will take another year.
When does the hurting stop??!!!
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Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:55 pm |
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Toaster
Bread Alert
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
Some time before the universe is no more.
Which is your favorite Battlefield 2 soldier class? ()
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Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:00 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Errrr..... Sniper so you can kill people in one shot (i.e. less pain)? I don’t know...
← doesn’t play that game.
In Final Fantasy X-2, instead of writing a decent storyline, the developers forced three lesbians — who got their wardrobe exchanged — to fight their way towards their destined toyboys. How can they make up such a lame plot?
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