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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
"Good guys, bad guys and explosions!"
The Ultimate Showdown
I almost died laughing when the Care Bear showed up and now I can stop singing the song! _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=
Last edited by Val on Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:29 am; edited 1 time in total |
Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:42 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
hheehe nice one didnt really die laughing maybe its cuz im not so good at english and couldnt hear everything but nice txt lol _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:20 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Turn on the subtitles, that way you'll know what they're saying. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:21 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
i knew before from there and there and turned on the thing understood didnt seem so funny _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:53 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
375 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG
A few of my favorites...
6. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
17. Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.
22. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino.
38. When investigating evil cultists not allowed to just torch the decrepit mansion from the outside.
91. A wet towel does not constitute an improvised weapon.
99. Not allowed to see if Jedi can parry a shotgun blast with their lightsaber.
114. The Demilich only falls for getting stuffed in the bag of holding once.
122. The paladin's alignment is not Lawful Anal.
129. Not allowed to name my ship The Antidisestablishmentarianism.
150. Not allowed to create recreational drugs in suppository format.
185. My bard does not need roadies for a dungeon crawl.
202. Character descriptions cannot contain two of the following words: Slavic, Tonedeaf, Karaoke, Musician.
209. My Paladin's heraldry is not a smiley face.
226. Troll bubblegum...bad idea.
263. Not allowed to attempt to kill the Hutt by pouring salt on him.
272. No skill allows specializing in defenestration.
287. When asked for advice before a fight "Don't wet yourself in public" is not what they were looking for.
299. I do not get any XP for anyone I kill by stampeding sheep.
306. Chaotic Evil dieties do not have hymnals.
312. I am not the son, father, husband, exroommate, former professor or retired garbageman of the villain.
318. Vampiric cows are not the fast food innovation of the future.
337. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot control 20,000 pigeons and use them as flying piranha.
355. My monk's battlecry is not "Round 1: Fight!"
366. Female minotaurs do not have udders. This issue is closed.
368. My teleporter cannot stop the alien invasion with just the law of displacement, laws of motion, and a huge freakin' asteroid.
375. Killing the building does not add to my body count. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:41 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
THIS has to be seen to be believed! You'll probably recognize the music. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:30 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
wow talking about g33kz these are epic g33kz _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:30 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Find the treasure! _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:21 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Swoop To Nuts
A fun little time waster. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:02 am |
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cptmaxon
High Emperor
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel |
those ppl how were making the noises, what games were they?, I recognised Super mario brothers, and mortal combat nad the other music was famliar anyone can tell me what it is? _________________ "We're still flying"
"it's not much"
"It's enough" |
Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:05 am |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain
Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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If you're talking about the a cappella peformance link here then the other games were Legand of Zelda, Tetris, and one or two more I didn't recognize. _________________ Estuans interius, Ira vehementi
"The old world dies and with it the old ways. We will rebuild it as it should be, MUST be... Immortal!"
=Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Worshipper of the Written Word= |
Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:35 am |
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Provok
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Posts: 105
Location: North of The River |
VG Cats
Check the archives to get a lot of laughs |
Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:14 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Face-hugger.... *shiver* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:53 am |
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Provok
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Posts: 105
Location: North of The River |
quote: Originally posted by Val
Face-hugger.... *shiver*
I laughed at that one for 5 minutes.
Along with this, this and this, Hope I didn't spoil too much for you
Also keep them coming, I see that this thread has not had many additions in some time ... |
Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:50 pm |
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