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DABhand
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.... When you pull out an army of swords and bows out your pocket to sell for painted blue rocks....
Post Mon Oct 28, 2002 12:11 pm
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TrUmaNshO
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.....When you start to skin every dogs and cats in your neighborhood and hope to find a merchant to buy these skins
Post Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:47 am
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hwfanatic
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...when you start participating in such threads as this...oops
Post Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:40 am
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...when you are walking in the forest looking for red XXXL blueberries to eat.
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Post Sat Mar 29, 2003 11:48 am
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Irf
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when you kill someone just because your stronger than they are...
Post Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:39 pm
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Delo
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When you knock someone out to take their stuff..... Wait, I did that before Gothic......
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Post Sat Mar 29, 2003 8:55 pm
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Irf
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When you refuse to go get the goceries because you insist there is an invisble barrier you have to pass to get there, and if you try to walk through it you'll be zapped to death
Post Sat Mar 29, 2003 9:25 pm
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Ammon777
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... when the rumor of a sequel is communicated in a germanic language you dont understand ...

... when you hijack a plane to get to germany so you can buy a copy of the sequel ...

... when you realize that the sequel IS IN GERMAN AND YOU ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH ...

... when you STUDY THE GERMAN LANGUAGE FOR COUNTLESS HOURS SO THAT YOU CAN PLAY THE SEQUEL ...

... when you realize that Saudam Hussein probably has your copy of the sequel hidden in an underground bunker somewhere in Iraq !!!

... when you kill Saudam Hussein with a sword you got from the previous person you killed ...

... when you realize the entire world is surrounded by a strange magical barrier and you just got diagnosed with claustraphobia, noooo !!!

... when you realize that wildlife isnt 'cute' anymore ...

... when you realize that nobody really uses swords anymore ...

... when you realize that you really are not measured by some elusive thing called experience level ... really, you're not ... its just a game ...

... when you realize that while you've been playing Gothic for the ump-teenth time, LIFE HAS PASSED YOU BY AND NOW ITS TIME TO GO TO A RETIREMENT HOME ...
Post Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:05 pm
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x_Noble_Paladin_x
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...When you spend hours mixing stuff with your little brothers chemistry set and make nothing
...When you dream in the third person
...When you have gothic wallpaper on your desktop
...When you kill, and declaw your neighbor's iquana and try to sell it to him.
...When you call hobos in schacks Calahorn
...When you stay up all night searching the phone book for Gorn, Lester, Militen, and Deigo
...When you call a certan president an oil baron for taking over the new camp mine (Opperation Water Mage freedom) right after he assaniates some people (still to come?)
...When you call Osama a crazed novice and wonder who Cor Kalom is
...When you beat up the microphone in the McDonald drive ways and hope to get happy meals gallore
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Post Sun Mar 30, 2003 3:26 am
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Uocjat
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.. when you walk around in a brown robe and everytime someone talks to you just say nothing ..

.. when you ask people to help you increase your magical powers ..

.. when you start looking for underground tempels in hope of finely being able to go out side your town when the barrier is gone ..

.. when you go to every old ruin you can find looking for focus stones ..

.. when you start killing ants trying to make armor of their skin ..

.. when you notice that all the women are locked up whit gomez ..

.. when you take a rock trying to cast its magic powers and when it doesnt work find someone and ask them to teack you the next circel of magic ..
Post Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:50 am
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Lizzy
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quote:
You know you played too much Gothic when:

You start coming up to people you don't know and start asking them if they want to buy swamp weed

...You start referring to ugly people as mole rats.

...You drink all the beer and wine in the house expecting not to get drunk.

You never sleep. You eat instead.

You give the local policemen money to protect you.

When you can't get out of bed in the morning due to Access Violations.

When you can't go out, without worrying about that slime Mud, he could pop up from any corner...

You wake up to complete strangers and announce ... Hi, I'm new here.

You walk through a busy mall yelling 'May I PASS' to people anywhere in front of you;

the only way someone can wake you up is by yelling "SLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEPPPEEEEERRRRRR AAAAAWWWWWAAAAAAAKKKEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!"

You try to talk to women and they say "Shhhh...your not allowed to talk to us..."

When you walk around the streets asking strangers "who calls the shots around here".

...When you envy the Sleeper, because the bugger gets all the sleep he needs while YOU have to stay up until 4 AM playing...

LOL! I just had to highlight some of these.

-Lizzy


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quote:
Wow, who unearthed this relic!

Maybe she was talking about this 3 month old thread.

I unearthed it because this thread rocks.

Cool, mystery solved! Hulk gets the amateur archaeologist's award.
Wow, if it was old then...
Post Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:06 am
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Dbesing
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You know u've played gothic to much... when you read this whole forum >.<, and go back to killing people
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Post Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:48 am
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EDV
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-when you try to make swords for steel, just holding the steel 2 seconds in the fire, hitting the steel 1 time with a hammer, cooling it for 1 second and grinding it on a grindstone for 2 seconds and after doing it get angry when the sword isn't made properly.
Post Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:39 pm
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Dbesing
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i guess thats why they call it a Crude sword, Very crappy ^.^
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Post Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:42 pm
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Milten Rulz!!!
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... or when you when you expect to get a boost in your health by beating up a bunch of bugs and flies expecting to "grow a level".

... or when you see a big tower and you think Xardas is there to sell you some summening spells to beat up some "friends".
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