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cptmaxon
High Emperor
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel |
granted you get Panda bush , George Bush Ilegal offspring with a zoo panda bear.
I wish I had tons of money(not on me next to me and aquired legaly) _________________ "We're still flying"
"it's not much"
"It's enough" |
Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:34 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but u get robbed and in the process they kill you so that there would be no witness
i wish i knew how many ppl here are playing black and white 2 _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:22 am |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
Granted you spend the rest of your life watching the player coutner.
I wish I had a fish to slap kamahl with _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:59 pm |
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Toaster
Bread Alert
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
Granted, but you get deeply depressed when you realize that they're way better than you at it.
Edith points out that this was obviously a reply to Kamahl's post.
I wish that Q4 would be more fun to play. _________________
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Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:01 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but u die of the excaitment
i wish that i would be immortal(nothing can kill me) _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:26 pm |
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cptmaxon
High Emperor
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel |
granted nothing can kill you, but like the old stories for children you forgot to ask to be young forever as well, and so you keep on aging and aging, your love ones die, and you get to watch them, while slowly being turned into a corpse in the end you are a blind deaf mute skeleton somewhere with no memory, and enough awarness to feel the ache of your old brittle bones....
I wish kamahl would be immortal(nothing can kill him) _________________ "We're still flying"
"it's not much"
"It's enough" |
Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:52 pm |
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piln
High Emperor
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 906
Location: Leeds, UK |
lol
granted nothing can kill him, but like the old stories for children he forgot to ask to be young forever as well, and so he keeps on aging and aging, his love ones die, and he gets to watch them, while slowly being turned into a corpse in the end he is a blind deaf mute skeleton somewhere with no memory, and enough awarness to feel the ache of his old brittle bones....
...realising this to be his fate, just before total decrepitude sets in, he invests his considerable accumulated wealth into a revenge plot - he puts up the funds for both a time-machine R&D project and a gangland hit (and amazingly, finds a company in the Yellow Pages that can do both!). On Tuesday, a garishly-dressed and heavily-made-up hitman from the future (it seems even the amazing year 300million isn't too late for an '80s revival ) comes a' calling and zaps you with his George Foreman Kill'n'Grill (tm), turning you into a great big string of sausages that he can take Back To The Future(tm) and feed his starving family. The End
In a fit of petulance, I wish I'd thought of this brilliant game, and not Val. |
Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:20 pm |
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cptmaxon
High Emperor
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel |
Haha
You disappoint me plin, us non killers got to stick together ,
Granted you thought of the game instead of val, but because you were gone for a while the game gets forgotten and is now at the last page of rpgdot abosultely off topic forum...
I wish I had a car. _________________ "We're still flying"
"it's not much"
"It's enough" |
Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:48 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but it explodes when ur driving it and die in the process
plin how could i die if im immortal
i wish i was immortal thus also forever young _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:29 am |
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piln
High Emperor
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 906
Location: Leeds, UK |
quote: Originally posted by Kamahl
plin how could i die if im immortal
You didn't die, dude, you just withered... cptmaxon died. Which I feel totally guilty about, but it wasn't my fault, it just happened that way.
Granted, you can never die, and you take the youthful form of a snot-nosed 8-year-old. All the other immortals pick on you, and from now until eternity your access to mature-content games and movies, booze and smokes is severely restricted.
[edit]: oops, I forgot to make a wish.
I wish I could move things with my mind. |
Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:42 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted u move things around but accedantly drop a huge bouldero n you and die
i wish that pb would realese a movie aobut the game(like oblivion did go to official site to see i think its there) _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:01 pm |
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cptmaxon
High Emperor
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel |
The Game? you mean The game Not just any game right , but the game, granted some obscure developer called pbees develop such a lousy game, the called it The game but gamers call it THE CRAPIEST GAME EVER, it was a huge success with all the 8 year olds around the world because they all admired you, and you wanted it... and so all the other games got canclled and all the games since are just clones OF THE GAME, congrats you just killed the gaming industry, among those games that never saw light , was gothic 3 from a company called Piranha Bytes.
I wish kamahl would stop killing ppl on the forums _________________ "We're still flying"
"it's not much"
"It's enough" |
Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:31 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but i start boring ppl to death
i wish i would be jedi _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:11 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, only after you have been successful of raping one.
quote: Originally posted by Kamahl
granted but i start boring ppl to death
Your "you die" spoils are repetitive, annoying and lame.
I wish to have a donut diet. |
Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:49 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
no my "you die" is a tradition wich u dont have and ur just envyous
granted u have a donut diet and become a fat *****
see u didnt die
i wish ppl could see that the "you die" is just a tradition _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:20 pm |
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