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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA

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Want to kill a few minutes and get a good laugh? Then click one of the links below. Feel free to add to the list.

Posting and You. Some of our younger visitors will find this helpful.
Handbook for a Poser. Now you will be able to fit in with all of the coolest people without having to act like yourself.
Ddautta. Run away!
Fly Guy. Exactly what it says.
Snow Globe. Shake it!
Eat your Peas. Your demonically possessed peas!
Castlevannia. The Flash version of a classic game.
The Exorcist in 30 Seconds. With bunnies!
Alien in 30 Seconds. With more bunnies!
The Shining in 30 Seconds. Actors should be replaced with bunnies!
Macs. "I like the little handle here, that's so you can attach a chain and use it as a BOAT ANCHOR!"
Chuzzle. Poke it, you know you want to.
A Tribute to Ray Harryhausen. Words fail to describe this.
Insurance Claims from Hell. I like the backhoe that has sunk into the mud.
Grow. Make it grow!
Gallery of Regrettable Food. Look at "The Other Other White Meat" article. The punchline will kill you.
Net Disaster. I like the mold.
The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clich�s. Or as I like to call it: The Grand List of Reasons Why CRPGs are Better than Console Role Playing Games
Olympics. For people who are clumsy and have really bad luck.
A preview of a Transformers movie? Or a clever commercial?
Zombo.com "The infinate is possible at Zombo.com."
A Singing Hippo. How can you not like that?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. *SPLAT!*
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Tue May 03, 2005 10:13 pm

Sem
Solid as a Rock

Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot

Great one, Val. There are some really nice ones there.

edit: That commercial with the Transformer is really cool.

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Wed May 04, 2005 7:59 am

Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES

Thanks Val, I needed a lauch. Boat anchor!!

I also really liked the boat that hit the speed post.
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Wed May 04, 2005 12:07 pm

corwin
On the Razorblade of Life

Joined: 10 Jun 2002
Posts: 8376
Location: Australia

Great stuff Val, very funny, thanks!!
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Wed May 04, 2005 12:52 pm

xSamhainx
Paws of Doom

Joined: 11 Sep 2002
Posts: 2192
Location: San Diego

I got caught at work watching the Harryhausen tribute, but it was worth it I tell you. I regret nothing!

I like the Castlevania n Transformers one too
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Wed May 04, 2005 1:39 pm

Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA

I'm glad you've found the list entertaining so far.

Time for some new entries:
Troy in 15 minutes. ODYSSEUS: If there's one thing we Greek heroes hope, it's that you remember us.
AUDIENCE: EEEE!! IT'S BOROMIR! SQUEEEE! HI, BOROMIR!
ODYSSEUS: ...That's not exactly what I meant.

OUR LADY OF SOUNDTRACK SORROW: WOHHHHHHHHHH!

Hidalgo in 15 minutes. FRANK: *points gun at Hidalgo�s head, cocks* Nah, I just figure that means this is hell, right here.
AUDIENCE: OMGWTF!
A ghostly Native American appears to Frank as if in a mirage or holy vision to tell him...
GHOSTLY NATIVE AMERICAN: You came all this way just to fall down and die? You! Out of my bloodline!
FRANK: That's inspiring, thanks.
NOT ABUBU: *rides up* HA HA! You die six feet from the finish line! Look! There is the sea!
FRANK: Hidalgo? Did you know about this?
HIDALGO: *looks the other way, whistling*

Ha!!! Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
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Wed May 04, 2005 6:19 pm

Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana

have you seen the matrix pinkponk it is so funny man

here http://www.hahahumor.com/funny-movies/matrixpingpong.htm
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Thu May 05, 2005 4:39 pm

Krzychu
Hidden Character

Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret.

I'd check most of the list but I'm too busy playing Castlevania. Frickin' Castlevania!

OMG! Thanks Val!
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Thu May 05, 2005 9:21 pm

Arma
Mysterious Lady

Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell

Gosh, I had forgotter what a mistake of a movie Troy was, but this little summary reminded me of the fun parts

Thanks, Val!

Fri May 06, 2005 8:47 am

cptmaxon
High Emperor

Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel

thanks for posting these val, gave me a good laugh

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Fri May 06, 2005 11:18 am

Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA

@Krzychu: You're welcome!

@Lady Armageddona: Yeah, I found the "Our Lady of Soundtrack Sorrow" to be particularly delightful.

Time for some more links!
Space Tree. "Your suspended. Suspended in space."
SUV. SUVs are big, hairy, cuddley critters.
Stuffed Toy Psychologist. I love the little crocodile that's cluching his pillow.

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Fri May 06, 2005 9:29 pm

Krzychu
Hidden Character

Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret.

Space Tree!

I was going to post this myself sometime - really (But I thought it deserved it's own thread)! Oh well...
People! I truly recommend this to you!

This is so totally twisted crazy and funny and original! It's hard for me to say what's so funny about it - but believe me, I remember some episodes to the last word! I watch it everyday! I keep quoting this with my friends all the time and we laugh like mad! Hm, maybe we are?

I could go on and on about Space Tree!

See it for yourself! Go on, what are you waiting for!

-"Space Tree is over here."
-"Space Tree?"
-"SPACE TREE!"
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Fri May 06, 2005 9:52 pm

Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA

Am I the only person with some fun, weird sites in my list of favorites? Come on, people! Share!

Addicting Games. Hours of entertainment.
Human Descent. A series of weird, disturbing images.
Jib Jab. Amusing flash cartoons.
Bad Publicity. Some of these photos are hilarious.
The Gobbler Motel. Abandon thy sanity all ye who enter here.
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Mon May 16, 2005 7:30 pm

CassRo
Seer of Delphi

Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ...

SQX - Real fun and cool game. Try it! [this was taxen's idea, so tx again

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Tue May 17, 2005 11:22 am

tolgerias
High Emperor

Joined: 15 Jul 2004
Posts: 770
Location: The Netherlands

quote:

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

Hehe this is awesome, thanks!
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