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Korplem
Swashbuckler
Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Yes. Stay away from the Dot for 2 months.
Why does Civilization 4 have to keep crashing on me?
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If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
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Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:33 am |
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Toaster
Bread Alert
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
Because you will get addicted to it and play 60 hrs straight and then fall down and die if it didn't crash every now and then.
Why is programming in Pascal som much fun?
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Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:01 am |
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cptmaxon
High Emperor
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel |
because history lessons are always fun...
why do all the super heros wear tights?
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"We're still flying"
"it's not much"
"It's enough" |
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Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:03 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
because its cool to wear tights if ur a super hero
why am i so sleepy
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:46 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Because you have spent too much energy breeding bunnies, thanks to Mr. Magical Bear. But don't worry, Mr. Magical Bear will summon Ronald McDonald, who will fry you alive when you are feeling tired. Hmm... Kamahl McNuggets, ne?
cptmaxon: I think what Toaster referred is Pascal the programming language, not Blaise Pascal the mathemagician.
If Ronald McDonald is actually a woman and is married to Grimace, what will their child look like and what will the child be called? |
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:27 am |
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cptmaxon
High Emperor
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel |
Pink: I know but I haven't written in pascal since the nineties I assumed everyone got a better Newer language.
they're children will prob be milkshake junkies that will look like a cross between a blob and a clown(which they are  )
why is math so diffuclt?
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"We're still flying"
"it's not much"
"It's enough" |
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:30 am |
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Imago Storm
Dremora
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 586
Location: Oblivion |
Math is so diffuclt because languages are so smpli.
When will I, will I be famous? 
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Is that clear?
Does that make sense?
Does that satisfy you? |
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:34 pm |
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Toaster
Bread Alert
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
Right now, because you sang something funny when you posted that smiley, and someone recorded you and sent it in to a record company, which decided to giva a contract at once.
@cptmaxon: I've only just started with programming, and Pascal is an easy language, but I look forward to starting with C++ or Java.
Why does hair grow?
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:54 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
To protect our brain from getting a cold.
Why did my mother buy so few chocolate chip cookies for me? Anyone would like to share theirs with me? |
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:11 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
She doesn't want you to get cavities and neither do I, thus, I won't be sharing my cookies. 
What is your favorite color and why?
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:37 am |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
*cries for no cookies, kicks wall and screams for people's attention*
My favourite colour is blue because blue hair == Teh Rei!!
Why does my neighbour always leave some of her pajamas in the laundry? When I'm knocking the door and dropping them, why is it always her boyfriend who picks them up? |
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:27 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
those r 2 qs ill answer the 2nd one
cuz his gf wears the pants in the house lol
why is do i forghet things sometimes
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:28 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
"why is do i forghet"? Don't you know that your consistent misuse of spelling and punctuation is a sign of disrespect to your fellow forum members?
When will my printer ever be free of paper jams? |
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:57 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
No because you get bored after taking out the sixty third drawing of blueberry jam from your printer and decide to burn them instead, but this malfunctions and causes you to burn down your house leaving only the printer left untouched.
Who put pictures of bluberry jam in pink-hippo's printer?
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# It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:04 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
i didi hahahahahaha
since when is miss spelling offensive to others
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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