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horst wessel
Head Merchant
Joined: 13 Dec 2005
Posts: 56
Location: Toronto |
Down the winding pathway, in the garden old
Tripped to beauteous maiden (but her heart was cold)
Came a Prince to woo her, said his love was true
Maiden said he didn't- so he ceased to woo
Came a perfumed Noble, dropping on one knee
Said his love was deeper, than the deepest sea
But the winsome maiden said his love was dead
And the perfumed noble accepted what she said
Came a dashing stranger, took her off by force
Said he'll make her love him
And she did- of course!
written by Boyd Rice |
Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:42 am |
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cfmdobbie
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 1859
Location: London, England |
So forget tenderness, try kidnapping? Gotcha.
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:48 am |
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Roqua
High Emperor
Joined: 02 Sep 2003
Posts: 897
Location: rump |
Thats a good one. I don't know the name of it, but I like poems with that kind of pace. Anyone read the ASoIaF series by GRR MArtin? The poems in that are kind of similar. You know what I'm talking about? Like hikoo's are a certain way?
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:40 am |
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horst wessel
Head Merchant
Joined: 13 Dec 2005
Posts: 56
Location: Toronto |
Another one by Boyd Rice:
To make a girl,
God takes sweetness and lace,
Adds ribbons and dimples,
And a smile for the face,
A care-free laugh, and a winsome wink;
Some giggles, some curls, and a touch of pink;
And he stirs in more love, than there is tea in China-
And to round it all out, he includes a vagina
Last edited by horst wessel on Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:46 am; edited 2 times in total |
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:11 am |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler
Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
haha! That's special...
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If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:36 am |
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