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Val
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Re: Bored?
   

You're welcome!

Here, play some Zork.
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:18 pm
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Kamahl
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wtf i dont get it
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:40 pm
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Val
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Why am I not suprised?
It's an old text-based game.
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:48 pm
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Val
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How good is your color perception?
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Post Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:13 pm
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Kamahl
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how do i play zork
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Post Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:52 pm
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Val
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You type in commands.

The Cloud Song
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Post Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:56 pm
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Hee, hee! A fun summary of Cloud.
And what a coincidence, I was just listening to some music from the game.

It makes me want to... no, no, no - I must study now!
But perhaps...? Now where was that hi-res patch?
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Post Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:28 pm
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Jaz
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I have all Infocom text adventures for pda, yet it is always fun to play Zork on the net... ehehehe.
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Post Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:14 am
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Val
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@Krzychu: See, that's why you should only look at this thread when you're bored and have time to waste. Otherwise you're in danger of procrastinating something.

And now I give you... The Vogon Poetry Generator!

See, see the loving sky
Marvel at its big lime green depths.
Tell me, leah do you
Wonder why the pug ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel irritable.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your teiko facial growth
That looks like
A cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your recondite potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big loving sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm molds.
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Post Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:01 pm
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Krzychu
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quote:
Originally posted by Val
Otherwise you're in danger of procrastinating something.

Yeah, like studying for an exam session... whoops.

@Poetry: Whaaaaaa...??! Heh, crazy! I was going to post what I got but they're all so similar.
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Post Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:38 pm
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Kamahl
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i was going to do that too but it was crapy
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Post Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:25 pm
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Val
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If I Ever Become an Anime Villain...

"If my enemy is a magical girl, I will not stand in awe as she goes airborne, drops all of her clothes, and starts spinning in preparation to transform. I will wait until her regular clothes are gone, then yank her down and start fighting. If her shock at my breaking the Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis doesn't paralyze her, the fact that she's in her birthday suit will."

"If my enemy must shout the names of his attacks to get the full effect, I will invest in a simple first-level AD&D spell known as the "Sphere of Silence.""

"Whips are fun."

If I Ever Become an Anime Character...

"If I am issued a suit of armor or fighting costume with high heels, I will get it altered immediately. Really, people, have you no sense of style?"

"I will spend some time learning my family history, since it's good to know in advance that I am an alien/descendant of a god/heir to the throne/part of a deal to the underworld... little things like that are sure to pop up, and its nice to know in advance."

"I will remember to knock and loudly announce that I am entering the bathroom. There are no limits to how many times this would have simplified things."

These are great!
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Post Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:22 am
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"One-on-one fights are for wusses who never learned to ignore schoolyard taunts. It takes a real man to ignore cries of, "Six-to-one odds aren't honorable!"

This one is so good!

"If I can fly, I will bear this in mind at all times, and not waste time on chase scenes."

Why didn't we think of that earlier...

"If a too-cute-to-live girl refuses to understand that I don't want to date her, I will not hatch devious schemes to get away from her. I will go on a date with her and try at the first possible moment to get my hand down her blouse."


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Post Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:56 am
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Kamahl
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lol the 1s one is cool(i can fly thing)
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Post Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:33 pm
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Val
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The Periodic Table of Science Fiction
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