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Marshall Medan
Capitan of the Dark Knights of Nekara
Joined: 16 Feb 2002
Posts: 1123
Location: Beriut Lebanon !!!!!! |
ok he was on for two seconds then signed off though |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
*Tom strolls up to the bar, and the sign catches his eye. He draws his sword and breaks it in two. Sheathing his sword and waving the two peices in front of him, he stalks in.*
"All right, who's the wiseguy!?"
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=Follower of Righteousness=
"Though the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than never to have stirred the cold furrow of mortal life.
I embrace death without regret as I embraced life without fear." |
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Sat Apr 06, 2002 10:22 pm |
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Devil in Disquise
Village Dweller
Joined: 05 Apr 2002
Posts: 23
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*A hushed-silence falls over the partrons in the tavern as the barroom doors fly open.*
*A giant of man enters the room and walks up to the bar, throwing some ore on the counter, then saying:*
"Rice Schnapps, bartender."
*He downs the drink and orders another.*
"Rice Schnapps again, bartender."
*After finishing his drinks he tells a few amusing stories about Mud and gets up to leave the tavern. All eyes watch this mighty man leave, the sunlight gleaming off his deadly sword blade as he exits the bar.
"Who was that man, he looks like a real hero" said a shapely blonde standing at the bar.
"That miss, was Max Killen." the bartender replied. "It is a special day when he comes to this bar, drinks are on the house."
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Sat Apr 06, 2002 10:46 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*Val rolls her eyes.*
"Good grief."
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Sat Apr 06, 2002 10:52 pm |
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Airk
Commander*Warrior*Rogue
Joined: 05 Mar 2002
Posts: 930
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: Nec breaks into a hysterical laughter after what the bartender said. A laughter with a roaring boom that echos through the Bar : |
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Sat Apr 06, 2002 10:55 pm |
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Marshall Medan
Capitan of the Dark Knights of Nekara
Joined: 16 Feb 2002
Posts: 1123
Location: Beriut Lebanon !!!!!! |
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Sat Apr 06, 2002 11:06 pm |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
*Tom falls off his chair with laughter. Beer spills all over the floor, but he's laughing too hard to notice.*
_________________
=Follower of Righteousness=
"Though the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than never to have stirred the cold furrow of mortal life.
I embrace death without regret as I embraced life without fear." |
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Sat Apr 06, 2002 11:47 pm |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
*He starts to recover, then sighs,*
"Max Killen...AHAHAHAHA!"
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=Follower of Righteousness=
"Though the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than never to have stirred the cold furrow of mortal life.
I embrace death without regret as I embraced life without fear." |
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Sat Apr 06, 2002 11:48 pm |
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Devil in Disquise
Village Dweller
Joined: 05 Apr 2002
Posts: 23
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*Bartender, red-faced, looks down as everyone laughs at him.*
"You patrons have no respect for the only true hero in all of Gothictom"
*Embarrassment, turns to sadness, then to ire.
"Drinks on the house are done, 10 ore everyone!"
*Sheepishly looks at shapely blonde,*
"Everyone, except you, that is..honey."
*Bartender, turning and yelling at other patrons:*
"And quit that Damn laughing."
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Things are never as they first appear
[ This Message was edited by: Devil in Disquise on 2002-04-06 18:11 ] |
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Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:10 am |
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Marshall Medan
Capitan of the Dark Knights of Nekara
Joined: 16 Feb 2002
Posts: 1123
Location: Beriut Lebanon !!!!!! |
yea sure i will never stop
laugh so hard his side hurt |
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Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:15 am |
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Airk
Commander*Warrior*Rogue
Joined: 05 Mar 2002
Posts: 930
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*giggle* *cough* *cough*
: Nec recovers trying to clear his throat and hide his laughs in coughs :
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Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:16 am |
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Marshall Medan
Capitan of the Dark Knights of Nekara
Joined: 16 Feb 2002
Posts: 1123
Location: Beriut Lebanon !!!!!! |
nec do you want to duel now |
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Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:18 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*Val yawns.*
"I want to talk to your manager. Is iplaygames2 here? His employee is getting out of hand."
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Marshall Medan
Capitan of the Dark Knights of Nekara
Joined: 16 Feb 2002
Posts: 1123
Location: Beriut Lebanon !!!!!! |
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Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:20 am |
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Devil in Disquise
Village Dweller
Joined: 05 Apr 2002
Posts: 23
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*Shapely blonde woman, flushed, looks at closed barroom doors longingly.*
"What a real man that Max Killen is." she said pantingly.
"Yes, he is a real hero," replied the bartender. "And he sure can tell some amusing stories after he has a few rice schnapps."
"See, the bar patrons, can't stop laughing."
"He's my hero, too" sighed a meak little man in the corner.
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[ This Message was edited by: Devil in Disquise on 2002-04-06 18:24 ] |
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