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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Sorry old boy, but no girl likes a wimp. 
Sacrificing yourself would make her happy in the long run. 
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What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
no way. she's a druid. she wouldn't want anyone to waste a life. what i did was right and i won't accept anything else until Xen or somebody says otherwise.
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"Though the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than never to have stirred the cold furrow of mortal life.
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
This is how it plays.
Bandit Quest
Until this quest happens, you won’t proceed with romance. Keep in mind that this quest will happen ONLY if you’re OUTDOORS, not in the CITY and not in area 2500. For example, you can go to Windspear Hills.
And of course, when you’re there, go to sleep.
You’ll be awaken by some bandit holding Jaheira and threatening to cut her throat (the swines - Slappy).
ERTOF DAND: Pssst...psssst. Hey. Hey there. RISE AND SHINE! Oh, I hope I didn't disturb ye. My, but yer a bunch of sound sleepers. Did'nay hear the approach of us wee little bandits and now look at the mess yer in.
JAHEIRA: Get your hands off me! So help me I'll...
ERTOF DAND: Uh uhh, stay right where ye are. Wipe the sleep from yer eyes and ye'll see me little friend, a sharp little number right at this here lassie's throat. I would'nay want to...SLIP.
1. Coward! You would hide behind a hostage like this? Fight like an honorable...
ERTOF DAND: An honorable what? Bandit? Do ye have a clue what will be happening here, buddy boy? We're here to steal ye blind, and ye wish me to do that 'honorably?' Fine. Hand over yer valuables...SIR! No matter. Ye turn over whatever valuables you might be carrying -we've heard ye've got some nice trinkets- and soon you'll be on your way. ****ARGUE
2. Alright, no one do anything rash. Let's just talk this through.
ERTOF DAND: Yes, lets do just that. I'll start. Ye'll be handing over what valluables ye have -and we've heard ye have a lot- and then we'll be going on our way.****ARGUE
3. Don't! Don't you harm a hair on her head!
ERTOF DAND: Or ye'll hunt us down across the Realms and exact yer bloody revenge. Yes, yes, I know. Can't say's I blame ye; she is a fine lass. No matter. Ye turn over whatever valuables you might be carrying -we've heard ye've got some nice trinkets- and soon you'll be on your way. ****ARGUE
****ARGUE
ERTOF DAND: We get what we want and ye get...well, perhaps we just get what we want. That's good enough for me.
1. Not good enough. Leave her be. I'll be your hostage.
ERTOF DAND: Well, I see we've done and come to the self-sacrifice portion of our little stage play. I wonder what our little lassie has to say about such a proposition? Speak, girl.
JAHEIRA: Don't make deals with this scum! He won't keep his Mmmph!
1. I say take me instead of her. Look, I am not at the ready. I am standing here defenseless. Let's make this easy. ****DIALOG5
2. I say I'm about done talking! If you want a fight, you've got one! ****DIALOG3
3. I say take what you want. Just let her be. ****DIALOG2
4. I say please, oh please don't take my gear! It's all I own! Please, I beg of you! ****DIALOG7
2. Fine, fine, take what you wish. Just let her go. ****DIALOG2
3. I'm not going to let a fool like you threaten me. You want a fight? You've got one! ****DIALOG3
4. Please, no. This is all I have in the world. If you take my things I'll be destitute again. Please. ****DIALOG7
****DIALOG2
ERTOF DAND: Well, yer certainly being resonable about all of this. Mind you, I'll just keep a grip on the lassie here until my boys have finished their work. Stand still, will you? (Steals 5000cp) Now then, with this unpleasant business out of the way it's time for some more unpleasant business. I'm sorry, but its for the best. Well, the best for us.
JAHEIRA: You lying son of a mMMPH!!
ERTOF DAND: Hush now, lassie. Yes, I stand before ye a liar. Go figure. Now we'll just finish ye and...hold still ye...OW!! Me hand!
JAHEIRA: Fight as best you can, , I am free of him!
FIGHT!!!!!
When all five bandits are dead, dialog continues:
JAHEIRA: You...you were pretty quick to give up your equipment. (JAHEIR87)
1. It's all replaceable, everything except you. (or)
2. Material things; there are always more. I've gotten by with less. People are harder to replace, some more than others. (or)
3. Ahh, it's all just baggage. I couldn't carry it all without you anyway.
JAHEIRA: Regardless, I really appreciate what you did...what you tried to do. I was worried that I was...I mean, I've already lost...um... *ahem*...I lost Khalid...to a pointless death, I'm not going...to lose you too.
YOU: Jaheira? Jaheira, I...
JAHEIRA: Oh, shut up and let's get out of here. We'll...we'll talk later.
****DIALOG3
ERTOF DAND: Oh, for shame. That was simply a mistake, especially for the little lassie. Oops, there goes my shakey wrist. Aw, that has got to sting. (Jaheira suffers half of her HP)****DIALOG3
JAHEIRA: Gllgghh!
ERTOF DAND: "Gllgghh" indeed! Now for the rest of you!
FIGHT!!!!!
When all five bandits are dead, dialog continues:
JAHEIRA: You...you... (JAHEIR86)
1. Now, Jaheira, no need to thank me. (or)
2. Are you alright? I tried as best I could to get you free. (or)
3. Well, that was quite the fun, wasn't it?
JAHEIRA: You IDIOT! Do you realize how easily he could have killed me?! That was the most irresponsible thing I have EVER had the misfortune of seeing! Rest assured I'll not forget that! It's a wonder my head is still attached, or that yours ever was! Stand well back of me; I'm doubly careful from now on! (romance screwed, she stays in party)
****DIALOG5
ERTOF DAND: Yes, let's make this very easy indeed! Kracer, take the shot! (You suffer half of your HP)
JAHEIRA: No! Blast you filthy bogslimes! Not again! (JAHEIR90)
ERTOF DAND: Druids are so much fun when they curse. To the dance, me fellows!
FIGHT!!!!!
When all five bandits are dead, dialog continues:
JAHEIRA: Are...are you alright? (JAHEIR88)
1. I was more worried about you. I'm a little sore, but I'll be alright. (or)
2. Just a scratch or two here and there. Nothing a day or two of rest won't cure. (or)
3. I...I think so. Rather a close call there.
JAHEIRA: Good, I am so glad... you IDIOT! What were you thinking! You could have been killed! An arrow can pierce the heart or the eyes when you stand like a pincushion!
1. It was a risk I had to take. I couldn't let him hurt you. (or)
2. I...I suppose. I didn't think about it at the time. I just wanted you safe. (or)
3. I thought he was bluffing, but I would rather risk myself than you on such a bet.
JAHEIRA: Don't you EVER do something that stupid again, you hear me? Not in a thousand seasons! I lost...I lost... *ahem*...I lost Khalid...to a pointless death, I'm not going...to lose you too.
YOU: Jaheira? Jaheira, I...
JAHEIRA: Oh, shut up and let's get out of here. We'll...we'll talk later.
****DIALOG7
ERTOF DAND: Eughh, should I let ye polish me boots while you're down on your knees? Ye have the spine of a noble, that is for certain. What the...hold still, lassie!
JAHEIRA: Oh for crying at the moon, don't prostrate yourself before this weasel. That's all I'm going to stand!
ERTOF DAND: Hands off me scabbard, lassie, that's hardly ladylike. OW! (Ertof suffers half of his HP)
JAHEIRA: Fight, I am free of him! (JAHEIR91)
FIGHT!!!!!
When all five bandits are dead, dialog continues:
JAHEIRA: Well, that was the most stunning display of bravado I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. Could you have stooped any lower? (JAHEIR89)
1. It was all a ruse. I just played the ineffectual coward to throw him off. Yeah, that's it. (or)
2. I couldn't lose my stuff, and I couldn't let him hurt you. Groveling was the only way. (or)
3. Ahh, stow it. Everything worked out in the end.
JAHEIRA: Regardless, I had thought you made of sterner mettle. I was mistaken, and will not expect as such from ye again. (romance screwed, she stays in party)
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Wed Apr 10, 2002 5:46 am |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
so...there were 2 good options and i took one, right?
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=Follower of Righteousness=
"Though the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than never to have stirred the cold furrow of mortal life.
I embrace death without regret as I embraced life without fear." |
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Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:08 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Yeah, but your still a wimp.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:35 am |
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Myrthos
Spoiler of All Fun
Joined: 07 Jul 2001
Posts: 1926
Location: Holland |
Just like real life, it's not that easy to please some woman  .
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Kewl quotes:
I often have an odd sense of humor - Roach
Why quote somebody else, think of something yourself. - XeroX
...you won't have to unbookmark this site, we'll unbookmark you. - Val
Reports Myrthos for making me scared and humbled at the mere sight of his name - kayla |
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Wed Apr 10, 2002 3:40 pm |
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Danicek
The Old One
Joined: 15 Dec 2001
Posts: 5922
Location: Czech Republic |
quote:
On 2002-04-10 10:40, Myrthos wrote:
Just like real life, it's not that easy to please some woman .
My woman is happy when she see me (and it is not too often ).
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Wed Apr 10, 2002 4:50 pm |
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Myrthos
Spoiler of All Fun
Joined: 07 Jul 2001
Posts: 1926
Location: Holland |
quote:
On 2002-04-10 11:50, Danicek wrote:
My woman is happy when she see me (and it is not too often ).
What is not too often? That she's happy or that she sees you?
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Kewl quotes:
I often have an odd sense of humor - Roach
Why quote somebody else, think of something yourself. - XeroX
...you won't have to unbookmark this site, we'll unbookmark you. - Val
Reports Myrthos for making me scared and humbled at the mere sight of his name - kayla |
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Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:27 pm |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
quote:
On 2002-04-10 01:35, Val wrote:
Yeah, but your still a wimp.
mayhaps i should go on a murderous rampage right about now. i've got a good idea who my first victim should be...
or maybe i'll just yell a lot. yeah, that'll do.
I AM NOT A WIMP!!!!  GGGGGYYYYRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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=Follower of Righteousness=
"Though the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than never to have stirred the cold furrow of mortal life.
I embrace death without regret as I embraced life without fear." |
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Wed Apr 10, 2002 10:55 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*yawn*
Shall I add whiny to the list?
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Wed Apr 10, 2002 11:49 pm |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
(i'm shuddering with rage)
i've got a word to add to your list...nice and easy to spell and pronounce...only four letters....
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For Gomez!
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Thu Apr 11, 2002 4:28 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Dull?
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[ This Message was edited by: Val on 2002-04-11 00:08 ] |
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Thu Apr 11, 2002 5:05 am |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain
Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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Play nice. Don't make me wield my semi-phenomenal cosmic powers as hammer-dropper to this forum. 
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Estuans interius, Ira vehementi
"The old world dies and with it the old ways. We will rebuild it as it should be, MUST be... Immortal!"
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Thu Apr 11, 2002 5:31 am |
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Myrthos
Spoiler of All Fun
Joined: 07 Jul 2001
Posts: 1926
Location: Holland |
Fearless Val... I know under whos wings I'll hide when the going gets tough
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Kewl quotes:
I often have an odd sense of humor - Roach
Why quote somebody else, think of something yourself. - XeroX
...you won't have to unbookmark this site, we'll unbookmark you. - Val
Reports Myrthos for making me scared and humbled at the mere sight of his name - kayla |
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Thu Apr 11, 2002 8:45 pm |
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Maggot
Magister of the Light
Joined: 17 Jul 2001
Posts: 392
Location: Reykjavik, Iceland |
*stands idly by and anticipates a cosmic semiphenomenal hammer* |
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Thu Apr 11, 2002 10:13 pm |
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