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Fritobandito
Head Merchant
Joined: 22 Jun 2002
Posts: 60
Location: Chicago, IL, USA |
Hey you know that guard on the boat where you first reach Morrowind? The one that leads you up to the hatch that leads to the Seyda Neen dock? Has anyone else noticed that he has a massive codpiece? I've compared it to other male NPCs ive seen, and his is obviously much larger than anyone elses. I'dn'it CRAZY!?!?
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The Hurricane
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Joined: 01 Jun 2002
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Location: The Sword Coast |
 Sounds like a classic case of too much Morrowind... 
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Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:19 am |
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TribalMan
Conflict Within
Joined: 04 Jan 2002
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Location: Neither Here Nor There |
what is this "codpiece" thou speaketh of?
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RyeDog
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Wow, now that's funny. But even if i "did" notice that, I doubt that I would publish that. I hope you have a good sense of humor because, plenty of posters will be itchen to type a joke about this I bet...
Besides, I was too busy looking at his sparkly helmet.
for the last person to ask, a cod piece is like a cup if you know what i mean. |
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Thu Jul 04, 2002 9:24 am |
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Remus
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Joined: 03 Jul 2002
Posts: 1657
Location: Fish bowl |
quote:
Originally posted by Fritobandito
Hey you know that guard on the boat where you first reach Morrowind? The one that leads you up to the hatch that leads to the Seyda Neen dock? Has anyone else noticed that he has a massive codpiece? I've compared it to other male NPCs ive seen, and his is obviously much larger than anyone elses. I'dn'it CRAZY!?!?
!!!...Err.....is that thing matter?... 
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Thu Jul 04, 2002 10:11 am |
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XeroX
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Joined: 13 Dec 2001
Posts: 7125
Location: The Netherlands |
Why even look at that?????????????
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Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:08 pm |
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Remus
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Joined: 03 Jul 2002
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Location: Fish bowl |
LOL. i think Fritobandito just went enjoy himself in Morrowind...or whatever...after all Morrowind is open ended world (you could do anything you like). LOL. 
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The Omen
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 489
Location: Greenville,SC |
Well, if I were in the game I would probably have a much larger "codpiece" than anyeone else in the game. Maybe you would have a good time looking at mine. |
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Fri Jul 05, 2002 10:33 pm |
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XeroX
The MasterCopy
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If i were in the game and a men looked at my "codpiece" i would cram my sword up his spine.
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Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:53 pm |
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The Omen
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
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Location: Greenville,SC |
Sounds painful. |
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Sat Jul 06, 2002 6:17 pm |
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Prgrmr@wrk
Guards Lieutenant
Joined: 13 Jun 2002
Posts: 158
Location: A chair, possibly in a cave. I haven't checked. |
Well, maybe he keeps his gold there. Not even a desparate thief would consider it worth stealing. Unless they were Crassius Curio...
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Sat Jul 06, 2002 6:26 pm |
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Remus
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quote:
Originally posted by Prgrmr@wrk
Well, maybe he keeps his gold there....
nay, i don't think so. i would rather think that guard did some enchantment on "his things" with Golden Saints soul gem.
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The Hurricane
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Joined: 01 Jun 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by goofy goldfish
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Originally posted by Prgrmr@wrk
Well, maybe he keeps his gold there....
nay, i don't think so. i would rather think that guard did some enchantment on "his things" with Golden Saints soul gem.
So where can we buy these specially tailored codpieces?
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Sun Jul 07, 2002 6:15 am |
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XeroX
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If i would store my gold in my codpiece i won't be able to walk anymore.
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Remus
Overgrown Cat
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Location: Fish bowl |
massive codpiece = massive infection/swelling cause by mumps (that's why he looks pissed & temperamental when escorting you out). 
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