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Badger
Stripey Forest Dweller
Joined: 18 Mar 2002
Posts: 924
Location: UK |
Darth, Luke and Han are sitting in the living room together on Christmas morning and Darth is handing out the gifts.
He hands a square package to Luke who says, "oh, I wonder what this will be."
"It's a jigsaw Luke" murmurs Darth and when Luke opens it, sure enough that's what it is.
"Thanks a lot Darth" says Luke, "you ruined the surprise!"
Next Darth hands Luke a round package which Luke holds up and shakes curiously.
"It's a tin of chocolates Luke" mutters Darth and with a growl of disappointment at once again having the surprise spoiled, Luke opens up the parcel to discover that Darth is once again correct.
Well the parcels come thick and fast and to cut a long story short Darth tells Luke what is in every one before he gets a chance to open it.
Finally Luke whips out his lightsabre and announces that because Darth has completely ruined Christmas for him, he'll have to take his revenge in true Jedi style.
"But before we fight, Darth." Luke demands. "Tell me how you knew in advance what every gift I had was going to be?!
Darth breaths heavily for a moment before announcing........
"I felt your presents Luke!"
Gaghghghghgh!!! Ok, I know it's old and you may well ask what has it to do with KotOR? Well I'll tell you... absolutely nothing! It's just an excuse for me to say that that package that just arrived under our tree is KotOR! I know it is.. I can smell it! Santa has been good to the Badger, oh yes he has and soon I'll be able to say with pride that YES that is a light saber in my pocket and I'm not just pleased to see you.
Only trouble is that we're away at Christmas and I won't get to gain the power over weak minds until the new year. BAH! Until then.. these are not the droids I'm looking for...apparently.
Badger.
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Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:48 pm |
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corwin
On the Razorblade of Life
Joined: 10 Jun 2002
Posts: 8376
Location: Australia |
Great one Badger; thanks for a most enjoyable read!!
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Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:37 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
For your sake, I hope it's KotOR, Badger. 
Btw, welcome back! 
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Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:32 am |
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Badger
Stripey Forest Dweller
Joined: 18 Mar 2002
Posts: 924
Location: UK |
Thankyou Val, nice to be home.
Badger
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Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:21 pm |
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Northchild
Fearless Paladin
Joined: 03 May 2002
Posts: 232
Location: New York, USA |
Speaking of droids, one of the most amusing parts of KOTR for me is when the R2-D2-lookalike is in my party. Two cockatiel birds live in their well-appointed cage on my dresser, and are generally silent when I'm playing games. When I speak with the little droid in KOTR, one of my resident cockatiel birds "answers" the droid with "peep-peep-CHIRP".
When friends see the birds, I tell them that "these aren't the birds you're looking for."
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Sat Dec 20, 2003 9:07 am |
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Badger
Stripey Forest Dweller
Joined: 18 Mar 2002
Posts: 924
Location: UK |
Ahhhh, the force gives you power over weak min.... er birds.
Badger
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Sat Dec 20, 2003 1:22 pm |
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