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| Which one would get the girl? |
| James Bond |
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60% |
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| Captain James T. Kirk |
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40% |
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| Total Votes : 5 |
Darrius Cole
Most Exalted Highlord
Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 406
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Which one of these two would get the girl?
James Bond or Captain James T. Kirk?
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Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:52 am |
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piln
High Emperor
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 906
Location: Leeds, UK |
Well, I think both these studs are proven girl-getters, but each case comes with a caveat: many of Bond's conquests end up gruesomely dead with alarming rapidity; and while old James T surely has a girl in every spaceport, I have a feeling some of them are, in actual fact, not girls. Not girls at all. I've never met a blue girl. And in his line of work and social circles (one and the same for Kirk, it seems) there's every chance of being hoodwinked by a shapeshifter or a disguise-itself-in-your-mind-type-alien. Good lord, the man could be in bed with something resembling a glowing eight-headed moonsquid as we speak, through some kind of psionic trickery. Or worse, no trickery at all  . There's no telling where he's been... no wonder they call him the Starfleet Bike.
So, while all my instincts and intellect are ganging up on me and yelling that I should not be voting for such a chauvinistic Carry-On-film-joke-book-carrying dinsoaur under any circumstance, I'm going to have to go with 007, for reasons that cause me profound disturbance and bewilderment. |
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Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:11 am |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain
Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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Kirk due to the galaxies seemingly endless supply of 6 foot warrior women with 60s haircuts who don't know what love is.
And are promptly introduced to both what it is and how it feels to be dumped in a 15 minute timespan.
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