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What do you think?
Wow! Thas real far out bro!
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Eh, pretty good.
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Its ok, but needs some work.
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Im not to fond of it myself.
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Wow! What a peice of crap!
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Total Votes : 13

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Kamahl
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haha lol i liked that one i drink my own pee lol brings the teares of joy in to my eyes
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Post Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:48 pm
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Val
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quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
Thats really good Val.

Thanks.
quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
So basically that poem was written for me, awww. Val's in love. Sorry Val, I'm married, you damn home wrecker.

I see you've been drinking too much of your own pee again.
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Post Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:23 pm
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RPG Frog
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quote:
Originally posted by Val
quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
Thats really good Val.

Thanks.
quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
So basically that poem was written for me, awww. Val's in love. Sorry Val, I'm married, you damn home wrecker.

I see you've been drinking too much of your own pee again.



I have enjoyed all the poems so far. They are all special(either funny or serious) in their own ways.

Keep em coming!

Nice lines Val.

I had a few, but I re-installed windows and did not have them backed up.
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:26 am
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titus
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the beauty of a dream is what I have seen, the magic of the dream did I feel, love it was you and me.

I fly trough the night, right between all the stars and from there I can see you like the sun in bright daylight
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:33 am
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Kamahl
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a love song.To whom
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:55 pm
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titus
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ah for the one I love, who else
oh you thought it was for you?
I am sorry to disapoint you lad, but my heart isn't mine to give away anymore
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:45 pm
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Val
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quote:
Originally posted by Kengo
Keep em coming!

If you insist.

Paper heros
By: Val

Paper heros
...on this page
Saving imaginary worlds
...from certain doom
Making sure the sun will shine
...though all of the gloom
Bringing imaginary hope
...to imaginary people
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:59 pm
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Kamahl
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quote:
Originally posted by titus
ah for the one I love, who else
oh you thought it was for you?
I am sorry to disapoint you lad, but my heart isn't mine to give away anymore
sorry im not gay so no i didnt think it was for me and i just asked
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:18 pm
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titus
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smile because it was just a joke,
see life trough the eyes of a Joker
and you will flourish as a happy man
see life as a whiner, and sad your days will be.
live your life in joy and fun
and die with a smile on your face
so you can say:
I regret all I did
and not say:
I regret all I didn't

just came up with that
except the last 3 lines: I live by them
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:23 pm
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By Roqua


Urine cascades down my butt crack
Why?
Who am I to ask?
Who is peeing on my butt?

I turn around to look
long-haired leaping gnomes
or is it my daddy?
Where are my glasses?

Hold me, hold me
do not pee on me
Oh father! I love you!
My ass is sticky with bitter sweet peepee

Hark! A sailor on the noon horizon
His ass is sticky also
Brothers we be
Ours not to reason why

And the fat lady sings with the colored girls
And the truck driver honks his horn at the children
I smile as I dream of my father's pee fest
And do a cartwheel onto the edge

Oh sweet pee
sweet sweet pee
I get sick when I drink of you
So is life's cruel hipocracy
And my undoing

Cry not fair mill
I shall tilt at thee no more
I light my fart on fire
and the ladies clap in approval

I cry a whimper, and let loose the war on thought
And manage my anger as the light fades to black
Thank Jesus for crack!
And boobs
And sweet, bitter, cruel pee

Look at me no more
The end
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Post Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:51 am
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Val
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My eyes burn.
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Post Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:32 pm
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Knarnak
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havent posted in a while....

been tangled up with the lady....i love it

ill write a good one soon....

peace to all
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Post Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:22 am
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Kamahl
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quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
By Roqua


Urine cascades down my butt crack
Why?
Who am I to ask?
Who is peeing on my butt?

I turn around to look
long-haired leaping gnomes
or is it my daddy?
Where are my glasses?

Hold me, hold me
do not pee on me
Oh father! I love you!
My ass is sticky with bitter sweet peepee

Hark! A sailor on the noon horizon
His ass is sticky also
Brothers we be
Ours not to reason why

And the fat lady sings with the colored girls
And the truck driver honks his horn at the children
I smile as I dream of my father's pee fest
And do a cartwheel onto the edge

Oh sweet pee
sweet sweet pee
I get sick when I drink of you
So is life's cruel hipocracy
And my undoing

Cry not fair mill
I shall tilt at thee no more
I light my fart on fire
and the ladies clap in approval

I cry a whimper, and let loose the war on thought
And manage my anger as the light fades to black
Thank Jesus for crack!
And boobs
And sweet, bitter, cruel pee

Look at me no more
The end


if this aint sick i dont know what is.
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De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen
Post Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:58 am
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Knarnak
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pee pee good, fire bad...
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Post Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:32 pm
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