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albundy
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 04 Dec 2001
Posts: 35
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You know you played too much Gothic when you start comming up to people you don't know and start asking them if they want to buy swampweed |
Thu Dec 06, 2001 2:28 am |
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or beating unsuspecting shop keepers till they're unconcious, robbing them blind and afterwards expecting them to praise you for a fair fight  |
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Thu Dec 06, 2001 2:33 am |
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Or when yo need ot get someplace fast you start leaping into the air over and over again untill get to where you need to go
Or if you start talking to your friends asking, "Can you tell me how to be strong or more dexterous..." |
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Thu Dec 06, 2001 3:46 am |
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rhettburns
Village Dweller
Joined: 28 Nov 2001
Posts: 16
Location: usa |
.. or when you slaughter the neighbers pittbulls mistaken them for orc dogs
..or randomly start eating strange vegetables and mushrooms growing in your backyard. |
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Thu Dec 06, 2001 3:51 am |
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Khalistro
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 05 Dec 2001
Posts: 32
Location: The netherlands |
or when you run into a ghetto and start beating people up, and expect to be left alive when they pummel you to the ground.
or when you start slaughtering chickens when you mistake them for juvenile scavengers
or when you watch Jurrasic Park and think, Phew, I'm not the only one with trouble with snappers.
or when you go into the woods and lure a group of wolves to the parkwatcher fully expecting him to butcher them
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Thu Dec 06, 2001 7:13 am |
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Ragnar
High Emperor
Joined: 30 Oct 2001
Posts: 486
Location: NJ USA |
You walk off a cliff and get up and walk away...
Your neighbors find you running around in your back yard, crushing ants screaming “Minecrawlers… Minecrawlers…”
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"That one hurt..."
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Thu Dec 06, 2001 2:55 pm |
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Neonlite
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 03 Dec 2001
Posts: 27
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...You start shaving your head, tattooing it and wearing a skirt!
...You start referring to ugly people as mole rats.
...You drink all the beer and wine in the house expecting not to get drunk.
... You get a cut and eat some red blueberries to heal it. |
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Thu Dec 06, 2001 7:52 pm |
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Ragnar
High Emperor
Joined: 30 Oct 2001
Posts: 486
Location: NJ USA |
You walk to the corner of your house and take a piss and nobody cares…
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"That one hurt..."
Sylvio |
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Thu Dec 06, 2001 8:04 pm |
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whenever you need to go somewhere you pull out your sword and run through the main doors, then sheathe it back so no one notices |
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Thu Dec 06, 2001 8:33 pm |
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Or collecting body parts from neighbors and formign them into a stick that you strut around with expecting people to "respect" you...
OH MY GOD JIMMY PUT FREDS HEAD ON A STICK AND HES CALLIN IT AN ULUMULU AHHHHHHHH |
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Fri Dec 07, 2001 3:38 am |
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JemyM
Vault Dweller
Joined: 28 Nov 2001
Posts: 753
Location: Sweden |
You refuse to trade coin with the local shopowner, instead you start your own ricefield in your backyard.
You try to exchange furs and skins of killed animals with the same shopowner.
You see coin as worthless, and start a life in search for Ore.
You never sleep. You eat instead.
You can easily eat about 30 bowls of rice in one meal, and will feel alot better.
You give the local policemen money to protect you.
You never visit a mine or a forest unarmed.
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Fri Dec 07, 2001 10:37 pm |
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JemyM
Vault Dweller
Joined: 28 Nov 2001
Posts: 753
Location: Sweden |
You never dare to leave you neighbourhood and tries to find a job there, since you fear to be killed by the barrier.
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Fri Dec 07, 2001 10:38 pm |
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albundy
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 04 Dec 2001
Posts: 35
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You start carrying all of your household belongings in ur pockets cause u think u have an unlimited space capacity...
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Sun Dec 09, 2001 9:00 am |
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When you can't get out of bed in the morning due to Access Violations. |
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Sun Dec 09, 2001 10:42 am |
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Bigpapa
Stranger from north
Joined: 22 Oct 2001
Posts: 930
Location: Strange place. |
When you can't go out, without worrying about that slime Mud, he could pop up from any corner...
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I'll be back... |
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Sun Dec 09, 2001 11:07 am |
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