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pink-hippo
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Granted, you get an AI-capable computer, which finds you uninteresting and thus kills you.

I wish for coffee.
Post Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:25 am
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Roach
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Granted, Juan Valdez himself comes to your window to give you some tasty coffee made fresh from bean grown in the verdant mountains of Columbia. Unfortunately, deciding that they would like to get into the coffee market a Columbian drug cartel hires a hitman to take out the great coffee spokesman. As the hitman prepares to fire his rifle a fly lands on his nose causing his aim to falter as he pulls the trigger, and predictably you become the third person in a row in this thread to be killed.
To add insult to injury, or death in this case, your health insurance refused to pay for acts of hitmen, therefore your next of kin got the $30,000 bill. *gotta love that American healthcare system* (if your not an American then lets just say that you were visiting, and they still mailed your family the bill)

I wish for all the people killed in this thread to be restored to life so that the thread may keep going.
Post Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:44 pm
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weirdo2590
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Granted they all come back as lifeless unstopable zombies who first eat the brains of all the world leaders and then take over the world. As tribute they demand 100 brains a day each or else they will destroy all. (Shortly before this roach became president of Algeria).



I wish for a machine gun with witvh to kill zombies.
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Post Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:31 pm
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Granted, you get a toy machine gun to kill toy zombies. Real zombies don't exist after all, ne?

Oh, how does the hitman thingy pop up again?

I wish for a longer summer vacation.
Post Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:36 am
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Sem
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Granted, it last forever, and believe me, that's not what you wanted.

I wish for a copy of Gothic 1
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Post Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:33 pm
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Val
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Granted, you buy a copy off of eBay for $100.

I wish for a new hi-liter pen. My old one just ran out of ink.
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Post Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:27 pm
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~NOBODY~
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Granted. It hi-lites in Black.

I wish I had long hair.
Post Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:12 am
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pink-hippo
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Granted, you have choked by your own hair and cannot breathe anymore.

I wish people will no longer disturbed by kitty pics.
Post Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:22 am
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Val
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Granted, instead of being disturbed, they are disgusted.

I wish that I didn't have insomnia.
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Post Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:09 pm
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Sem
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Granted, you now daydream that you don't have insomnia.

I wish that I had lights that go on when you clap your hands, just like in those movies.
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Post Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:42 pm
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
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Granted. They don't go off no matter what you do though.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.
Post Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:55 pm
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Val
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Granted, you're late for school/work/whatever and get reamed for it.

I wish that the stupid computers at my school would recognize my external hard drive so I can use the darn thing!
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Post Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:28 am
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Kamahl
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Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana
   

granted but the comps get fried by the power of ur wharever


i wish i would get de banned form jowood
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Post Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:26 pm
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
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Location: Val's hairy legs
   

Granted. Taken from JoWooD ...
quote:
Originally posted by Rubencho
Yes, what did Kamahl did?

quote:
Originally posted by Adam1
Posted links to porn apparently...

But it's not an IP ban...

quote:
Originally posted by Iomar Eisenwolf
Maybe then I should ban him via IP, when he starts over again.


I wish for nice pair of pants.
Post Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:59 pm
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Kamahl
King of Spam
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what it was innocet porn


granted but theyre torn appart


i wish that i would be the best in everything till the rest of my life
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen
Post Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:17 pm
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