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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, you get an AI-capable computer, which finds you uninteresting and thus kills you.
I wish for coffee. |
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Roach
SBR Belfry Bat
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 3233
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Granted, Juan Valdez himself comes to your window to give you some tasty coffee made fresh from bean grown in the verdant mountains of Columbia. Unfortunately, deciding that they would like to get into the coffee market a Columbian drug cartel hires a hitman to take out the great coffee spokesman. As the hitman prepares to fire his rifle a fly lands on his nose causing his aim to falter as he pulls the trigger, and predictably you become the third person in a row in this thread to be killed.
To add insult to injury, or death in this case, your health insurance refused to pay for acts of hitmen, therefore your next of kin got the $30,000 bill. *gotta love that American healthcare system* (if your not an American then lets just say that you were visiting, and they still mailed your family the bill)
I wish for all the people killed in this thread to be restored to life so that the thread may keep going. |
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Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:44 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
Granted they all come back as lifeless unstopable zombies who first eat the brains of all the world leaders and then take over the world. As tribute they demand 100 brains a day each or else they will destroy all. (Shortly before this roach became president of Algeria).
I wish for a machine gun with witvh to kill zombies.
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# It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
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Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:31 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, you get a toy machine gun to kill toy zombies. Real zombies don't exist after all, ne?
Oh, how does the hitman thingy pop up again?
I wish for a longer summer vacation. |
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Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:36 am |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock
Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Granted, it last forever, and believe me, that's not what you wanted.
I wish for a copy of Gothic 1
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"Who are we to call this planet Earth, when it's clearly Ocean."
-- News Editor of GothicDot --
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Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:33 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you buy a copy off of eBay for $100.
I wish for a new hi-liter pen. My old one just ran out of ink. 
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
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Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:27 pm |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
Granted. It hi-lites in Black.
I wish I had long hair. |
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:12 am |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, you have choked by your own hair and cannot breathe anymore.
I wish people will no longer disturbed by kitty pics. |
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:22 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, instead of being disturbed, they are disgusted.
I wish that I didn't have insomnia.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:09 pm |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock
Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Granted, you now daydream that you don't have insomnia.
I wish that I had lights that go on when you clap your hands, just like in those movies.
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"Who are we to call this planet Earth, when it's clearly Ocean."
-- News Editor of GothicDot --
-- Moderator of the RPGDot Shadows --
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:42 pm |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
Granted. They don't go off no matter what you do though.
I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow. |
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:55 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you're late for school/work/whatever and get reamed for it.
I wish that the stupid computers at my school would recognize my external hard drive so I can use the darn thing! 
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound= |
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Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:28 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but the comps get fried by the power of ur wharever
i wish i would get de banned form jowood
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:26 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted. Taken from JoWooD  ...
quote:
Originally posted by Rubencho
Yes, what did Kamahl did?
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Originally posted by Adam1
Posted links to porn apparently...
But it's not an IP ban...
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Originally posted by Iomar Eisenwolf
Maybe then I should ban him via IP, when he starts over again.
I wish for nice pair of pants. |
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:59 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
what it was innocet porn
granted but theyre torn appart
i wish that i would be the best in everything till the rest of my life
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:17 pm |
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