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| Wow! Thas real far out bro! |
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| Eh, pretty good. |
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| Its ok, but needs some work. |
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| Im not to fond of it myself. |
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| Wow! What a peice of crap! |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
haha lol i liked that one i drink my own pee lol brings the teares of joy in to my eyes
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:48 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
Thats really good Val.
Thanks. 
quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
So basically that poem was written for me, awww. Val's in love. Sorry Val, I'm married, you damn home wrecker.
I see you've been drinking too much of your own pee again. 
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:23 pm |
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RPG Frog
Blade Runner
Joined: 02 Jan 2004
Posts: 748
Location: the Matrix |
quote:
Originally posted by Val
quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
Thats really good Val.
Thanks.
quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
So basically that poem was written for me, awww. Val's in love. Sorry Val, I'm married, you damn home wrecker.
I see you've been drinking too much of your own pee again.
I have enjoyed all the poems so far. They are all special(either funny or serious) in their own ways.
Keep em coming!
Nice lines Val.
I had a few, but I re-installed windows and did not have them backed up.
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Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities…there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars…Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand…to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet. - Robert E. Howard |
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:26 am |
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titus
Survivor of Hell
Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 778
Location: Standing at the Hell mouth |
the beauty of a dream is what I have seen, the magic of the dream did I feel, love it was you and me.
I fly trough the night, right between all the stars and from there I can see you like the sun in bright daylight
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:33 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
a love song.To whom
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:55 pm |
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titus
Survivor of Hell
Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 778
Location: Standing at the Hell mouth |
ah for the one I love, who else
oh you thought it was for you?
I am sorry to disapoint you lad, but my heart isn't mine to give away anymore
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http://monstersgame.nl/?ac=vid&vid=12007139 |
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:45 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
quote:
Originally posted by Kengo
Keep em coming!
If you insist.
Paper heros
By: Val
Paper heros
...on this page
Saving imaginary worlds
...from certain doom
Making sure the sun will shine
...though all of the gloom
Bringing imaginary hope
...to imaginary people
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:59 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
quote:
Originally posted by titus
ah for the one I love, who else
oh you thought it was for you?
I am sorry to disapoint you lad, but my heart isn't mine to give away anymore
sorry im not gay so no i didnt think it was for me and i just asked
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:18 pm |
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titus
Survivor of Hell
Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 778
Location: Standing at the Hell mouth |
smile because it was just a joke,
see life trough the eyes of a Joker
and you will flourish as a happy man
see life as a whiner, and sad your days will be.
live your life in joy and fun
and die with a smile on your face
so you can say:
I regret all I did
and not say:
I regret all I didn't
just came up with that
except the last 3 lines: I live by them
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Want to become a vampire? a warrior in the battle between vampires and werewolves?
http://monstersgame.nl/?ac=vid&vid=12007139 |
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:23 pm |
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Roqua
High Emperor
Joined: 02 Sep 2003
Posts: 897
Location: rump |
By Roqua
Urine cascades down my butt crack
Why?
Who am I to ask?
Who is peeing on my butt?
I turn around to look
long-haired leaping gnomes
or is it my daddy?
Where are my glasses?
Hold me, hold me
do not pee on me
Oh father! I love you!
My ass is sticky with bitter sweet peepee
Hark! A sailor on the noon horizon
His ass is sticky also
Brothers we be
Ours not to reason why
And the fat lady sings with the colored girls
And the truck driver honks his horn at the children
I smile as I dream of my father's pee fest
And do a cartwheel onto the edge
Oh sweet pee
sweet sweet pee
I get sick when I drink of you
So is life's cruel hipocracy
And my undoing
Cry not fair mill
I shall tilt at thee no more
I light my fart on fire
and the ladies clap in approval
I cry a whimper, and let loose the war on thought
And manage my anger as the light fades to black
Thank Jesus for crack!
And boobs
And sweet, bitter, cruel pee
Look at me no more
The end
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Vegitarian is the Indian word for lousey hunter. |
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:51 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
My eyes burn.
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Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:32 pm |
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Knarnak
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 01 May 2005
Posts: 109
Location: Illinois |
havent posted in a while....
been tangled up with the lady....i love it
ill write a good one soon....
peace to all
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"Lord below, your abysmal horrors we call forth. Awaken! Rise up and cleanse this earth with fire." -T.B.D.M.
"You are not crazy if you talk to yourself. You are only crazy if you talk back..." -?
"Your mouth is full...full of disease. And yet, I still want to pull your teeth." -Knarnak |
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Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:22 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
By Roqua
Urine cascades down my butt crack
Why?
Who am I to ask?
Who is peeing on my butt?
I turn around to look
long-haired leaping gnomes
or is it my daddy?
Where are my glasses?
Hold me, hold me
do not pee on me
Oh father! I love you!
My ass is sticky with bitter sweet peepee
Hark! A sailor on the noon horizon
His ass is sticky also
Brothers we be
Ours not to reason why
And the fat lady sings with the colored girls
And the truck driver honks his horn at the children
I smile as I dream of my father's pee fest
And do a cartwheel onto the edge
Oh sweet pee
sweet sweet pee
I get sick when I drink of you
So is life's cruel hipocracy
And my undoing
Cry not fair mill
I shall tilt at thee no more
I light my fart on fire
and the ladies clap in approval
I cry a whimper, and let loose the war on thought
And manage my anger as the light fades to black
Thank Jesus for crack!
And boobs
And sweet, bitter, cruel pee
Look at me no more
The end
if this aint sick i dont know what is.
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Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
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Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:58 am |
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Knarnak
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 01 May 2005
Posts: 109
Location: Illinois |
pee pee good, fire bad...
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"Lord below, your abysmal horrors we call forth. Awaken! Rise up and cleanse this earth with fire." -T.B.D.M.
"You are not crazy if you talk to yourself. You are only crazy if you talk back..." -?
"Your mouth is full...full of disease. And yet, I still want to pull your teeth." -Knarnak |
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Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:32 pm |
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