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| Which would you rather have? |
| An army of orcs |
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64% |
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| An army of zombies |
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35% |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
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Which would you rather have? An army of orcs at your disposal, or an army of zombies? I know I would pick zombies, 'cause zombies rule!  
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EverythingXen
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Joined: 01 Feb 2002
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Zombies. They're tougher than orcs, you don't need to worry about morale or supply lines, and if you have the power to animate them in the first place troop replacement is easy... every fight you win you get to add the other army to yours.
There's no infighting, no political agendas, no sudden betrayals or unasked for initiative. Just a wave of unfeeling, unmerciful, controllable death.
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Toaster
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Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
Orcs, because I find zombies scary. 
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Neo_Genesis
The Assassin
Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 3050
Location: The Netherlands |
orcs, they know what they are doing, and are good in fighting.
zombies are slow, and they are not so smart.
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 4:03 pm |
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Pinnen
Wearer of the Hat
Joined: 19 May 2002
Posts: 7092
Location: The Sandy Beach Resort |
Zombies, for reasons stated by Xen.
Plus, I love the undead.
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 4:32 pm |
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DzD
Unknown
Joined: 12 Mar 2002
Posts: 7140
Location: Sweden |
Zombies of course. It's like picking between Val and Pinnen. I'd much rather have Val fighting at my side then Pinnen, no offence intended Pinnen, she's just more scary then you. 
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:13 pm |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Zombies. I *do* think I'd get along better with Orcs, but this is about efficiency, and you don't have to feed Zombies... they need a lot less maintenance than Orcs. Besides, they usually don't gripe.
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:39 pm |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
Zombies of course. Also for the same reason as Xen said. Orcs are prettier, but zombies are far easier to control. |
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 6:50 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
quote:
Originally posted by ~NOBODY~
Zombies of course. Also for the same reason as Xen said. Orcs are prettier, but zombies are far easier to control.
Umm. . . orcs AREN'T pretty. 
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:16 pm |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
Maybe for you...   
But still they're prettier then Zombies! |
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:22 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Zombies.
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MoonDragon
High Emperor
Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1254
Location: Waterloo, Canada |
Definately Orcs. Nowhere in the original question did it say that you have the power to make new zombies. So, if we assume you do not have the power, then Orcs are prefered because they can replicate and keep making your army bigger or replenish the losses.
If we assume you do have the power to make new zombies, then one can argue that long term, you're the weak link. With Orcs, you can convince them of your agendas, so even if you die, an army of Orcs will keep doing your bidding and furthering your cause. An army of zombies will just sit there until they either rot apart or maybe they'll just turn back into corpses since you're not around to keep them animated.
Additionally, someone brought up a good point. Orcs can think. Some would say that that's a bad thing. But, if they can think, then their thoughts can be manipulated. Through manipulation one can mould them into different kinds of versitile soldiers, while zombies are always just one type: cannon fodder. Due to their autonomous thinking ability Orcs probably make better warriors too.
About the only proper counter argument against Orcs is the fact that they are alive. So they need food and shelter and such. On the other hand, zombies are just animated corpses. Corpses that rot and fall apart with time. In other words they have an expiry date. An Orcish army does not (assuming you can feed them).
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:21 pm |
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servii
Village Dweller
Joined: 29 Oct 2003
Posts: 23
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Orcs are better-I haven't heard for "turn orcs" ability. |
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:25 pm |
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Ozymandias
Leader of the Senate
Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Posts: 319
Location: Otherland |
My tests indicate that orcs are the better of the two.
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Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:38 pm |
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Pinnen
Wearer of the Hat
Joined: 19 May 2002
Posts: 7092
Location: The Sandy Beach Resort |
quote:
Originally posted by DzD
(...) no offence intended Pinnen(...)
None taken as usual.
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