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Drake14
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granted, in replacement your breaks dissapear and you crash going down a massivley large hill.

i wish to build the greatest most popular fastest most graphically enhanced website ever.
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Post Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:08 am
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weirdo2590
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Granted, but three days after you establish the website private mafia goons hired by bill gates come to your house and install an obidience chip in your brain. Now your website is used to brainwash people into buying microsoft products and later in an effort to remove the chip and save the world from our evil microsoft overlord you accidently remove your entire brain and collapse on the floor quite dead.

I wish for a bazoka with which to combt bill gates and save the world from his tyranny.
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Post Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:20 am
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pink-hippo
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
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Location: Val's hairy legs
   

Granted, you killed Bill Gates with your bazooka. All the guards in town are alerted of your murdering of the knight. They chase you to the edge of the world. Fortunately, you are saved by the Daedric Lord Sheogarath. However, in exchange for your rescue, you have to become Sheogarath's hairy legs and will be shaved every night before he masturbates.

I wish for Sailor Moon.
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Post Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:02 pm
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weirdo2590
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Granted, but when she apears she puts you in a giant box and takes you back to the cartoon worllld where you must spend the rest of eternity entertaining small girls and creepy paedophiles bu being eaten by space mosters.


I wish for a fish.
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Post Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:02 am
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cptmaxon
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Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 557
Location: Israel
   

granted you get a fish, and grill it, but when you eat it a bone is stuck in your throat and you die horribly, sorry.

I wish somebody would make a remake of Baulders Gate 1 with better grahpics.
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Post Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:09 pm
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Korplem
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Granted, the intro video is now in full 3D, with better textures and the most advanced shader technology. The rest of the game uses the same graphics as the original to keep the artistic design intact.

I wish the cockroaches in my room would permanently migrate to the room below me and eat the guy that lives in there. Oh, and no other roaches can come into my room!
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Post Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:57 am
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Roqua
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Posts: 897
Location: rump
   

Granted, and the dead body attracts more and more roaches, which attracts giant spiders that do get into your room when they finish off the roaches. And guess what they do? They bother you to no end, thats what.

I wish my daughter grows up happy and leads a long, healthy, and joyous life. (or maybe I should wish to be in HI with you, you lucky bastard).
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Post Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:29 pm
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Korplem
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Granted, she grows up to be the most well known porn star in history. This causes endless frustration in your life because when ever you search for porn on the internet your daughters face pops up. Also, all of your friends suddenly like to hang out at your house.

I wish that my clothes washed themselves.
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Post Mon May 01, 2006 12:03 am
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Val
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Granted! Your clothes are now animated and can wash themselves. They can also walk by themselves. So, they leave you and your spider infested apartment behind.

I wish that I didn't have to wait four to six weeks for my piece of paper to be mailed to me.
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Post Mon May 08, 2006 8:53 pm
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Provok
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Granted, your piece of paper arrives today, but instead of "Val" written on it, it says "Sal". The senders refuse to admit their mistake, so it's back to work.

quote:
Originally posted by Random Newspaper
The life of a hostage in Irak is worth 5 millions euros.


I wish people would that realise that with that money you can withdraw all your people from Irak and give them places to work in their native country.
Post Wed May 10, 2006 12:01 pm
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Val
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Granted, they realize it. Nothing changes.

Btw, it's Iraq, not Irak.

I wish for the entire season of Ghost in the Shell: 2nd Gig.
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Post Thu May 11, 2006 1:57 am
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Drake14
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Granted, but when it arrives it had been edited by your arch nemesis so it has been graphically downgraded and is so pathetic that it explosed into a million pieces.


I wish i had a good wish to wish for.
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Post Mon May 15, 2006 2:06 am
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XVampireX
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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Location: Beneath Heaven, But Above Earth.
   

Granted, but once you wished for a good wish, it was corrupted by the next poster.

I wish for linux to become a mainstream OS with all new games ported to it.
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Post Mon May 15, 2006 1:43 pm
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Rehia
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Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 3
Location: Montreal, Canada
   

Granted. It's 20 years in the future and all games are successfully ported to Linux, but Torvalds was brainwashed into hijacking all the source code and sold it to Bill Gates for $2,50 in exchange for a bag of chips. Linux is thus renamed "Windows Light" and won't run on any of your 640 clustered computers anyway.

I wish for the Moon.
Post Mon May 15, 2006 9:07 pm
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THX1138
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Joined: 10 Feb 2002
Posts: 25
Location: the belly of the whale or Palatine, IL USA
   

That's no moon, it's a space station, etc.

I wish for Looking Glass to come back!!
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