A World of Warcraft player on the North American Crushridge realm recently posted to the official forums requesting assistance in finding a girlfriend. In exchange for any successful tips, the player promised to farm and deliver any amount of gold (or even real life money if it came to that). The original thread has been deleted (for a number of reasons), however many screen captures and quotes from the original post and the myriad replies can be found on sites such as FARK and Something Awful. It's worth noting that the original poster is a self-professed message board troll and the post was likely in jest. Regardless of the intent, however, it's on its way to becoming legendary (or infamous, rather).
I will pay ANY PRICE in gold to whoever can give information as to how I can get myself into a loving relationship. (AKA a girlfriend.)
The amount of gold I'm willing to pay has no limit. Simply post your advice here, and name your price. If your tip actually gets me a significant other, I will pay you for your help.
1k gold? You got it. 2k? Sure. 3k? I'll farm days on end until I can pay you. Want real life money? No problem. I'll just mail it / paypal it to you.
I am 100% serious about this. Now, about myself:
My real life name is Ben, I'm 19 years old, 5"10, 170 pounds. I can lift about 120 lbs in weight, I have brown hair, blue eyes, and have never experienced intimacy with a woman before. |