Who wants to chop the holy hell out of gnomes and kobolds and other such bastards? We do! We do!

In fact, it's something we've always loved to do. Killing fantastical creatures with sharp pieces of steel and then picking up their loot before warping off to some wicked hard dungeon must have been a favorite pastime of every man on this green Earth... That is, until all the arcades started dying out.

Now what are we to do with our free hours? Read? Exercise? Save quarters? Meh! If only someone would create a new game that would blindly let us all slice away at a variety of ill-fated monsters. If only... Midway, can you help?