Faster than a running hellion, more powerful than a fly-enclosed cadaver’s icky ranged attacks, able to leap small walls and fences in a single bound … look! It’s not up in the sky, it’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it’s YOU!

Yes indeed, boys and girls, fans of all ages, time to don the tights and cape, stand tall, hands on hips, chest forward and proclaim …