Ah, The Future. If Cops 2170: The Power of Law is any indication, The Future is a very scary place to live. Corruption runs everywhere, mutants from Mars are lurking in the sewers below our very feet, giant talking rats have been armed with rocket launchers, and, due to pollution or poor lighting or something, everyone on the planet is near-sighted. Cops 2170 drags us, kicking and screaming, into this dark and dismal future. And places us in the boots of the most annoyingly optimistic and chipper police cadet I’ve ever seen. It only gets worse from there.