Kevin Martens [KM]: Thank you for joining us. First of all, could you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Death's Hand [DH]: Save your vacuous pleasantries. I am the most powerful servant of our glorious Emperor Sun! I am the head of the Lotus Assassins--the personal guard of the Emperor--who, under my directive, seek out, and destroy any whom I deem to be traitors. I came to power during a campaign against the Spirit Monks in the Land of Howling spirits and have crushed all enemies of the Jade Empire beneath my mailed fist ever since. Currently, I ensure that you and your pathetic ilk make a game that is worthy of my master.