Being a guard is a tough lot in the harsh domain of computer gaming land. They patrol the same old route, day in day out, working for some megalomaniac terrorist group/religious cult/evil genius, just waiting for some highly trained individual to sneak up on them and pop their clogs. The staff turnover rate must be astronomical. Gone are the days when they fought face to face with their opponent. Now it’s all “Hmm, what’s that?” WHACK, goodnight.